It's just an excuse to get free Christmas gifts.

I wondered that too

Okay are they the same person or what?

God bless him

Some of those look like the start of a yawn instead.

Awwww

What a delight

No joke, I was seriously just doing that.

What a sick fuck. She should be committed to an asylum, then get strapped in straight jacket before she gets the chance to have children. I feel sorry for the child who has the displeasure of calling that witch their mother.

Isn't anyone gonna mention anything about how the woman next to him doesn't have a head?

You had one job...

Yes, but most babies are born with blue/gray eyes, the ethnicity isn't always relevant. As a child ages his or her eye color changes to the actual color it's going to become.