I think what a lot of people don't consider is that jobs that are incredibly nessecary but traditionally female (teaching, nursing, etc) are all underpaid.

A changeling!

Imagine your partner is coming home to you after a long day, they call to say they're leaving work and get into the car. After they hang up, you feel thier heart beat and smile, the ring was a good purchase. Suddenly something is wrong, it's beating way faster than it usually does, you look down to see what's wrong and then it stops.

Sir, I don't mean to alarm you but that is a dog

I have several birthmarks all over starting from my upper thigh to my hips. I don't even want to imagine.

Maybe he's adopted.

At the end of the world he'll slowly rise and walk out of the sea

Bad fake texts.

This is the Twitter equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and going "lalalala I can't hear you"

Does this mean we can pet snow leopards or..?

Where does Christ the redeemer go?

Leaves work the same way tbh.

I get the hate for this mom in particular but why all the hate for mom's in general?

Are chicken nuggets not fancy??

I don't know what y'all are talking about? I had this guy's picture on my wall growing up. Dream man right here.

That's where all the bees are going.