catfluff

catfluff


The resident fluffy and curious cat.
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It is 6 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Get her out.
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They're Pretty Weird 2 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Sure, sure *nods understandingly*
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Thee best web community ive come across by far 19 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Congratulations! (and fuck you)
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It is 6 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
WHY THE FRICK DID THEY MARRY FUCK THAT LOSER
Real music 2 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Wait is this.... the right way round? No, wait. Of course it is. Must have been my imagination.
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If this doesn't happen Santa isn't real 2 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Have you seen final destination bra?
He must be good at sales 3 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Hired!
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Just boys thing 4 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Thank you! I now know the perfect defence for my murder trails :D *rub hands together evilly*
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Doggo 13 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Smoll angreh
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Turn off your f*cking brights 3 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
That might get you shot over here.
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The secret of laundry 8 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
It causes them to be less absorbent and also thins the fibers so they tear more easily and last shorter.
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Anon and his friend 8 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Happened to a friend of mine too, they were ducking debt and had to cut all contact.
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Don't do it! 12 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Yaaaassss
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Spelling can be hard 6 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
This is actually a senseable reply.
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Scottish twitter at it again 11 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Lol my boss didn't believe me, so I went on shift and shat my pants. Twice. Then he let me leave.
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Don't do it! 12 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Drink Trepeline every night before bed - it prevents migraines (used to get them on a bidaily to weekly basis - now maybe twice a year) by working on the serotonin that causes blood vessel constriction. And they are pretty cheap. It costs me R15 ($1) for a month's worth (30).
Scottish twitter at it again 11 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
10/10. Wonder what they were trying to say?
Hecking?
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Anon and his friend 8 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Aww this is sweet
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My reaction when the last ice cube is stuck in the tray 4 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
Twist the two sides gently in the opposite direction
Best phone game ever 2 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
We actually do this whenever our friends call and we are busy.
lies.. (greetings, cycy.. bye.) 98 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
so, to analogize this: imagine you always go walking in a nice public park, and now new people (aliens) bought the land, without saying anything, and are doing some renovations, but you can still walk there. You aren't sure whether all the squirrels, trees, or the flowers are real, but that's okay. You are more concerned about the possibility of landmines being planted in the ground, and nobody is saying they aren't there, but previously (say, the park in your previous town, the exact same thing happened and they just filled it with landmines) it happened, so now you ask the old/new owners: "Heyo, what's going on? Are you guys planning to plant landmines?" And you get no response. Obviously, you are going to be hyper careful, even scared, that you and your fellow members might step on a trap and set the whole thing off.
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lies.. (greetings, cycy.. bye.) 98 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
I think, personally, that is what we would have done, as active members who really regards this website as something of value to us. You would think as owner, they will act the same.
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lies.. (greetings, cycy.. bye.) 98 comments
catfluff · 5 years ago
no we are scared that it might fall apart, as nobody is talking to us. We don't even know if the website is still going to exist in three months.
It would be nice to say: "hey, so I'm selling the website to this new guy, you guys can trust them, they aren't going to infect you with viruses, steal your info/whatevs, and don't stress, not much is gonna change, maybe just some more dank memes and a bit of bot posting to increase traffic for the while being. Zeus out."