catfluff

catfluff


The resident fluffy and curious cat.
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JK I don't have a wife 10 comments
catfluff · 22 weeks ago
Yeah, I skip my periods entirely now using birth control, otherwise I have to deal with this, plus the cramps are so bad I feel like I'm going to pass out, my vision goes black, my legs go cold and numb and tingly too, and I get really hot and sweaty then cold and nauseous, so I just skip the periods altogether.
JK I don't have a wife 10 comments
catfluff · 22 weeks ago
I had to be put on birth control since I was 17 because I would just not stop bleeding, it really would last for multiple weeks, with large coin-sized clots and a flood that soaks through a heavy flow tampon AND pad within an hour.
Spoopy pot has eyes 3 comments
catfluff · 22 weeks ago
*tries to catch floppy dick*
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Sweet 1 comments
catfluff · 22 weeks ago
Frendo
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Singaporean condo swimming pool sign...The mind boggles 2 comments
catfluff · 23 weeks ago
Do not the cat @nelson
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Early memories last 1 comments
catfluff · 23 weeks ago
Oof that hurts me right in the meow meow
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Thanks Terry, Very Cool 2 comments
catfluff · 23 weeks ago
Thanks Terry!
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Spoopy pot has eyes 3 comments
catfluff · 23 weeks ago
*hides from @nelson*
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On a diet and not happy [OC] 1 comments
catfluff · 23 weeks ago
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Truly a magical moment 2 comments
catfluff · 23 weeks ago
*magically nots*
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"Teenagers" 8 comments
catfluff · 24 weeks ago
Morse code, Latin, and steam engines are all extremely useful things to know. If we don't understand how we got here, we don't understand how and why it works like it does.
For example, many words are based either in latin or greek. That's why the plural of octopus is octopuses (greek word + english suffix) or better, octopodes (greek word + greek suffix), and while latin has adopted the greek word oktopus (I can't remember the correct diacritics) it's origin is still greek, so the plural octopi (greek word + latin suffix), while used commonly, is technically not correct.
Latin is very useful to know for the common names of things, for example rocks, biological names of body parts and processes, and insects etc. Morse code is useful in emergency situations, or for long-distance communication without signal. We have vast areas of land in our country with limited to no signal, but at night you can easily transmitted a message using light, or using sound during either day or night.
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I made my cat an eyepatch and he rocked it 1 comments
catfluff · 24 weeks ago
Arrrrrr ya ready kits?
Scarred earth, Vimy Ridge 3 comments
catfluff · 24 weeks ago
Oh hectic! That's some interesting context. Why is it not safe?
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Fillosuffee? 1 comments
catfluff · 24 weeks ago
I often use my cattle as lookouts
Genetics are a social construct 2 comments
catfluff · 24 weeks ago
Technically it's the expression of heritable genes that result in both the psychological traits and the epigenetic trauma expression (certain epigenetic markers are switched on or off due to environmental factors, such as famine).
Kitty Garden 3 comments
catfluff · 24 weeks ago
*flowers aggressively into catfruits*
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If Regex have physical form, that should look like him 1 comments
catfluff · 24 weeks ago
I read it as Greek and was about to send this as a shitpost to my greek friend
Cagey culminate flowing 2 comments
catfluff · 24 weeks ago
*slurs* nu;-hic-uhhhh!
Rate my date 1 comments
catfluff · 24 weeks ago
10/10 purrfect compawmeown
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*epic battle music* 3 comments
catfluff · 24 weeks ago
*does the other cat faster*
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Mission accomplished 1 comments
catfluff · 24 weeks ago
It's obviously /supposed/ to be like that
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AnĂºbis, the cat's tongue 1 comments
catfluff · 24 weeks ago
@nelson Cat got your tongue?
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