Innocent I swear @nelson

Feed meeeeee @nelson

PSA: do not take grapefruit with most medicines, for it either renders it ineffective or it causes it to work too strongly too fast, and may have adverse effects.
Some other medicines are also not compatible with citrus.

Cheetos

@happy_frog no kissies

My partner and I also looked at his semen under a microscope once, it was fun

It's very easy to smell on your body, ain't fooling anyone

Lemme nap

Horses are opportunistic carnivores and have records where they ripped people's faces off and ate people.

Best floofs

Real MVP

Purrito

I mean fair asssment, but a pity that the kid has to play parent and tell her mom to parent right

Pixels for ants ain't helping