*hissy squirms*

*is the most innocent*

*claws the rest of your face off*

I suspect you are tooting up the wrong post

Glad you improved, hopefully there's hope for others

*gnaws on your face then*

*pops back into existence*

*levels up*

*doppler effect screams*

*wiggles harder*

*is invisible*

*attempts to wiggle free*

Now we just need the Rock to Rock her boat

You would be surprised how many men think it's somehow gay to wash their ass and balls :_(