Was in a meeting once. Went to the bathroom quickly but brought my device (tablet) with me. Was asked to bring up my agenda point just as I was taking the longest loudest piss of my life.
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I thought I had time because two people were supposed to go before me, but the one just said: "no progress", and the other said: "nothing to report on".

Thanks Terry!

What a sweet baby

@nelson *is wildly innocent*

ironic

Woah so cool seeing a snek boi from my area of the world!

Nay-phone you mean

smöl dragon

Moisturised. Unbothered. Flourishing.

You hit the basement rock bro

Tag yourself, I'm Drain Inspection Camera

*is mesmerized*

Coat

What a cutie

*knocks all the treats over*