Hubba hubba

This is so accurate

Feminism is the very definition of double standards.

*waitress

And within matter of minutes it is going to start rotting away and spoiling.

Spingebob is so gay

Very punny!

Are you kidding me!? Finding a pencil in the hallway is the greatest feat in school! When I realize I don't have a pencil, I feel like Elijah Wood going on an adventure in LOTR. Then the joy when you find one... Oh yes

When your so is asleep, she may look like Anna but you see her as the others.

In light of the new uproar for an issue that had been around since the dawn of time. Domestic violence.

That moment when you realize that Obama shares a name with a terrorist

Somebody missed a great opportunity to say "so, we feet again?"

I read the very first line then started scroll down. Then I saw the last word and actually had to read it. I was not disappointed!

Hey, I've got that same set up in my bathroom!

"Special"

The scuba diver!

That's like saying you're aft because you have fat. You also have fingernails but that doesn't make you fingernail.

I'll support gay rights, but we need to work on gender equality first. I wouldn't even complain of girls walked around topless.

They should probably give those little foxes one of those coats. It's cold outside!

Why don't black people dream? Because the last one to have a dream got shot!
Okay people calm down it's a joke
I love black people, I even have one in my family tree. In fact, I think he's still hanging there!
But seriously it's a joke so calm down.