I guess I set the maturity bar a little lower

Yeah like blasting your music while blowing shit up in GTA

Funsubstance

Why not both?

Ha! I actually laughed out loud.

Or you could do something productive AFTER you masturbate.

Meh, maturity is overrated. And I'm lonely

I read the very first line then started scroll down. Then I saw the last word and actually had to read it. I was not disappointed!

Like masterbating twice

porn on full volume while masturbating and smoking weed tada i'm mature as hell