Nada :)

This one in particular: "Whining like a little bitch + Vikings = Loki, the trickster god."

Don't you dare

Yeah, but it's not a literal translation.. it's more like the translation of an expression
"shut the fuck up" = "Cierra la puta boca", "shut your whore mouth" sounds reeeally weird hahah

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You weren't delivering boobs then.

Boobs.

Copper was discovered around 9000bc...

I think that they're not talking about uniforms, but about skinshowing clothes, such as shorts and all that stuff, so comparisons will be there.
However, If young people couldn't put up with the fact that in real life there'll be women dressing themselves as they want to and, if that caused them to be incapable of being 'fully attentive' to whatever they're doing if there's a skirt around (I do think that the point's not to avoid judgements on clothes but to 'prevent' those undesirable-for-every-respectful-school-animal-thoughts-you-perverts), we would be raising a generation with skills to success, but an absurd inability to perform them.
But that's only my opinion.

Calm down, honey. Try to breath or something.
It's just a gif, not war.
I'll repeat it because you look quite excited. It's just a gif.
Wait. Just a minute, i was rereading it and the first time I was just seeing all the "hell and 18th century" stuff, but...
All the good food?
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan ...

Criticism

I've lived there for years, man. I can tell you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that it does exist

That's actually interesting, I don't know why are they downvoting you :|

I adore that movie ^^

Majestic ಥ_ಥ

Wait. What.
Maaaaan, my life has been a lie all the way

Oh, my fault then

That's white ink
What you're talking about is scarification.
White ink: https://31.media.tumblr.com/3cf046d6aaf2c9b910c53580b9a57dfc/tumblr_inline_n0xfs3iOXa1qix8ij.jpg
Scarification:
http://benjaminochoa.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/escarificacion.png
They can look alike, but scarifications are more 3D (they're actually scars) and, in my opinion, more dangerous (they can get infected more easily)
But I may be wrong, I'm not an expert

I'm pretty sure that was not what they were trying to point out.