She's made it clear she is a big Trump supporter, and he of her. He even called her to congratulate her on the shows premiere. I seriously doubt he does that with every star. Once upon a time she was much more liberal but not anymore.

Yep.

She's got issues. An aging comedian/actress and she's been spouting more and more heavily right wing conspiracy theory level propaganda of late. Samantha Bee is a left wing comedian who called Ivanka Trump a "feckless c*nt" because of her father's actions. Personally I feel they both need to be pulled off air, but of the two, Roseanne has the least justification due to the fact that her rant was on an entirely separate platform than her show.

Roseanne made a comment about a black former aid being "Muslim brotherhood + Planet of the Apes", as well as spouting a conspiracy theory that is ludicrous about a philanthropist who donates heavily to the Democratic party

Roseanne got fired (justifiably) for comments made on social media, unrelated to her show or network. Samantha Bee made an extremely vulgar sexist slur LIVE on her show and she doesn't get a slap on the wrist, and even gets encouraged by other female stars. There is a definite media bias there.

If you are close enough for a pistol to penetrate the super hard top hide you are way the fuck too close. You are going to be in the water before you can pull the gun, let alone the trigger.
On a side note: Alligator meat is yummy.

In the video you can better see what an awkward angle he's at, as well as the fact there is a woman who is apparently holding on to him as well, to keep him from tipping over

I would say you had to be joking, but sadly it doesn't surprise me.

Or, if we were in the back seat, a fly swatter.

I think it was a pun, because he's using his feet.

And he is hoping to become a firefighter.

Very true. If we were at her house, it was a switch, if we were out, it was her shoe.

I wouldn't say prettier. Thats a beautiful kitty

Take a quick dip in the pool. Yep, ready to go.

No, keep going

That's the catch, isn't it.