Pretty sure that's the "rot your brain, make you blind then kill you" alcohol, not the fun kind. But hey, I could be wrong.

Well it is obviously all the foolish human's fault.

That's looks like a REALLY expensive cup of mud.

Well, that's one way to get the attention of would be burglars.

I think that expression on Jane's face in the 10th fact is the most accurate visualization of "fuck you" that I've ever seen in a Disney movie

Well, that should make it easier to spot him.

Here's a clue, that's her way of saying she wants something you actually picked out, so it has more meaning, rather than her having to tell you what to get. Also, some people actually like to be surprised and having to tell you what to get kind of ruins that.

"yeah, I'm not even going to try that."

That reminds me of Houston

They brought it on themselves, through bad business practices and occasionally shady actions. They had a crappy website that constantly failed, and they refused to fix it, despite being in the age of Amazon. (And yes, I know this is fake, but I've seen several comments along these lines)

How do you not use your microwave for a full week?

It's almost like one has nearly unlimited resources for cosmetic work while the other is barely known these days.

Now that's a parent who understands