When onion relish is outlawed, only outlaws will have onion relish.

And that's the portable model.

Hell Mimes

What color was he before?

And Klingons were alien because they had darker makeup and facial hair.

Tony signs his name with an Etch-A-Sketch.

But it can cut through a chain link fence.

If it leads to police reform then it benefits everyone.

Mmm, I just love that new crane smell.

Looks like a young Ozzy Osbourne

Of course he wears his belt that high, he's 80 years old.

So give the guns to the barbers?

"Why hast thou forsaken me?"

Was the man the owner, though? Could have been an elderly relative who died and the man didn't want an old, possibly sick, dog. It sucks but so does life sometimes.

.001% of the time, it works every time.

*palette

So a Schwarzen' egger would be on a black bun?

I wonder if they squeak like a balloon when they're wet.

Well, they've got the experience, anyway. Employers love that shit.

The guns are to keep things polite.

Yeah, that Beatle music was really popular.

Looks like an atomic blast shadow.

It's an emergency self-isolation booth.

Could've just used the poop emoji.

I'm not worried; Spring is coming and the trees will be full of nice soft leaves.