At first glance I thought it said the diamond planet was inside a black hole. I was thinking that's a pretty safe place to keep it.

Is this straight macaroni? Real macaronis have curves.

Robin's gonna feel that tomorrow.

I'd rather just get a good night's sleep.

Soylent green?

Just buy a third unrelated item like, um, bananas..,no, wait...wieners...no, that's no good...candles? no, not that...I know! A watermelon! (oh, GOD no!!)

So a literal key board.

Bird: "As long as it isn't me!"

Quick solution: stop buying processed food. Buy basic ingredients and make your own meals and snacks.

I will never get over the fact that our national animal has buck teeth. Oh, Canada...

Still too much broccoli.

That sideways movement is so cool.

That's a haircut?

Maybe because white people get things done.

Everyone knows you stab a dead guy through the head to keep him from becoming a zombie. Doesn't anyone watch the Walking Dead anymore?

It's a trap!

Before they were fruit-shaped they were round and only had two or three colors. Yup, I'm old.

Were they giving awards for gymnastics?

I didn't know Nokia made cars.

Cat box odor and coffee doesn't sound that great.