Depressed meat just doesn't taste right.

Easy access to the brake lines.

You should pay more attention to what they do the rest of the year.

Cheapest one I found is about $25000.00 I'll wait for the Chinese knockoff.

Are you gonna eat that?

Not a good place to be in an earthquake.

Save the porn!

Invisible "boarders"? That's why my food keeps disappearing!

No, it's about how some men act when they're cruising the clubs. This is according to the Baha Men in an interview I read a few years back.

It's a do-it-yourself kit

Bald guys would be lined up around the block.

Reminds me of my old Spirograph kit except there's no jagged line messing it up because the damned wheel slipped out.

Must be from Springfield.

Where can I get those bananas? It's for a...um, science project.

Tesla didn't know how to self-promote like that bastard Edison.

30 years?! So much for the myth about needing a balanced and varied diet. Fuck vitamins and minerals, amirite?

I would call the first cat "Mein Furrer"

That kinda looks like fun. They should compete to see who stays up longest.

Perhaps our secret Overlords are simply using the book as a guide to shape our future?

No man can relax when confronted by boobs.

Is that the sound it makes coming out?

The Quebec minister of health, Gaetan Barrette, is almost as fat, plus he's a medical doctor...SMH.

Too bad they're not real chips.

Just give Joey a big, wet kiss and he'll learn to keep his distance.