Well, somebody has to shave them.

"And try not to make a mess."

Google search says it's fake.

Must be an all-female force.

It isn't a riot until hockey's involved.

I would assume that it's easier and cheaper to control the pollution from a central power plant than the thousands of cars spewing exhaust gasses all over the countryside.

This makes me want to wash my hands over and over and over...

I know people who have eaten both. I'm told cat meat resembles rabbit. I'll stick with hamburger, thank you very much.

recycle/reuse/repurpose

Are pants and trousers not the same thing?

He looks like a cartoon come to life.

Well, of course, deafness counts as a disability.

People have been saying that too much TV is bad for decades. Did you just wake up from a coma?

"Hey, hey, hey, a RADIOACTIVE rock! That thing fucken hurts."

Well, you got a cartoon out of it.

Can't you just check it with the rest of the luggage?

"Same thing as you, without the sex or drugs."

Turn over.

Try doing that to a bear.

Do you drink that hot or cold?