...and thus he achieved perfect enlightenment.

So sneakers are now your "good shoes."

Shows like Wonder Woman, The Incredible Hulk, the Six Million Dollar Man etc. all had that kind of non-violent action. No hitting, just pushing or throwing the bad guys into empty boxes.

...because the ice is cold.

So Paul really *is* dead. (Kids, ask your grandparents.)

I didn't know llamas could breed with humans.

Put a few drops of warm water on the paper (or spit on it). Then finish with a dry piece.

Ants are too small to trigger the reflex hairs inside the traps.

Apparently, men don't participate because of "shrinkage."

Doctors get rich, soldiers get dead. Which would you pay for?

Well, somebody has to shave them.

"And try not to make a mess."

Google search says it's fake.

Must be an all-female force.

It isn't a riot until hockey's involved.

I would assume that it's easier and cheaper to control the pollution from a central power plant than the thousands of cars spewing exhaust gasses all over the countryside.

This makes me want to wash my hands over and over and over...

I know people who have eaten both. I'm told cat meat resembles rabbit. I'll stick with hamburger, thank you very much.

recycle/reuse/repurpose

Are pants and trousers not the same thing?

He looks like a cartoon come to life.