The first one looks like a police composite image.

Vacuum packed to preserve freshness.

Should be easy, it's right in my kitchen.

Multi-tasking.

Looks like a coven.

Why do I get the feeling that every cake will have that same shape no matter what the character or theme?

At least she didn't add an apostrophe.

Plot twist: it's chocolate!

Men don't get free drinks.

food and drinks>sitting in chlorine

Call 911!

Hope you like sticky cola on your feet.

I've been told that Asians find white people's long noses to be remarkable, not the shape of their eyes.

Someone misunderstood the term "ring finger."

Ripped in pieces.

"Release the Quaken!"

I know regular exercise supposedly keeps you young, but, dude, take a break!

"Do as I say, not as I do."

"Sorry, I don't have enough charcoal."

You feed 'em, you own 'em.

Is that prank really worth the price of a car wash?

A steady supply of soylent green for the kids.