I consider "girl" to be the feminine of "guy" so can be applied informally to persons of any age, depending on context. A group of middle-aged women will sometimes refer to the themselves as girls just like men of the same age might say "Come on, boys!" to their group.

The guy can hardly walk, he ain't kicking anyone

His only chance is to comp the meal

Anything to keep from raising the thermostat.

Why would you buy a ticket for that?

By then, that'll seem "quaint."

Depends on whether he's a Romulan or a Vulcan.

*led

What, no cigarettes?

Now we know why that other turtle had a straw up its nose.

It's haunted! Also there's an old man's face in the rocks.

So parents weren't lying when they said they'd slap the black off their kids.

Northern hobbits

Meat is completely digested by enzymes produced by our own bodies in the small intestine. Plants must be converted and broken down by the bacteria in the lower intestine before we can absorb the nutrients and even then most of the plant material is indigestible and excreted as bulk or fiber.
Meat is 100% compatible with our biology whereas plants are not. The shape of our teeth is irrelevant.

"What are these?"

The first one looks like a police composite image.

Vacuum packed to preserve freshness.

Should be easy, it's right in my kitchen.

Multi-tasking.

Looks like a coven.

Why do I get the feeling that every cake will have that same shape no matter what the character or theme?

At least she didn't add an apostrophe.

Plot twist: it's chocolate!

Men don't get free drinks.