I just dump my change in my pocket and sort it out later.

If I don't have a normal ass, is there a different door I could use?

The more peaceful tribes were accommodating when the first Europeans arrived and even helped the new settlers. It's only later that they came to regret letting the white man establish new and expanding colonies.

Is head lice still a thing?

Prepare for trouble, and make it double.

Like I need a mattress to remember all my embarrassments

Fox: (x) Doubt

'Cause I don't wanna drill a bunch of holes in the wall

Unfortunately, that's one of the ways we learn how to properly use technology.

Then your body will begin to thicken around its waist.

"Isn't that *your* job, doctor?"

For some people, job security is their number one consideration.

C'mon, he was gonna buy it all anyway.

That's 550 lbs per person. Since when does the U.S. use metric?

Time for a tea party, I guess.

They'll never go extinct as long as they're a food source.

"I can have pie anytime, I need money, bitch!"

Well, white supremacists do idolize the Nordic stereotype, so there's room for confusion.

They're so dumb they're leading their countries. Who are the idiots, again?