The free shipping should've been a tip-off.

Well. I certainly don't want it back now

12+12=24

Maybe because it was seen as advertising directed at kids and there are laws regulating that.

Corporations are not a human requirement and can be nationalized for the public good.

If only he had found a Golden Ticket.

"NOT THE BEES!!"

You'd think they would have done something about the pit stain.

David S. Pumpkins!

As long as he doesn't colour his skin, it's all good, I guess.

Oh boy, needles! (As a kid I was more scared of that than anything else.)

He must really love wearing make-up, he did it three times.

Not a very practical shape for a backyard.

Those guys are sporting 70's hair.

"You might feel a little prick..."

D'oh!

Distraction is a legitimate defense.

"Cerebus" sounds like French for "this rebus."

It means you smell like the last thing you ate.

Show business isn't real life.