The skirt doubles as a parachute.

Get a tablet, you monster!

...and he calls 911

That won't stop the White Walkers.

They're secretly hoping to get superpowers.

He'll regret that if he ever drives past a farm spreading pig manure.

Someone needs to invent "People Chow" for those times you don't know what you want.

Bathound

Nobody's shooting at those guys.

She reminds me of Laura Prepon on Orange is the New Black.

That would really mess with my rhythm

Biological 3D printer

There can be only one!

I guess that's why it's called "hollow."

Yeah, but he can only use one at a time, just like me on the bus.

It's the only way it'll go together.

Well, if they're not worried about climate change...

*led

I've worked in offices like that.

"OK, boomer...oh, wait..."

Can't call it "shrimp" no more.

I'd get the vasectomy while I'm there.

I think I once read that red paint was the cheapest so that's why schoolhouses were painted that color. Anyway, where would you get enough rust to turn gallons of oil red?

Americans tip for everything.