Could've just used the poop emoji.

I'm not worried; Spring is coming and the trees will be full of nice soft leaves.

Is it the head up vs head down thing?

Kal-El Cav-ill

I thought people didn't tuck their shirts in anymore.

It's that defiance of authority that's the problem.

Shit got real

"Wtf happened to me??"

He arrested her on the way down so she's okay.

Now we just need a ROBN acronym to go with BATMN.

The last one is logical because he "knows science."

Nice to see the Vulcans and Klingons settled their differences.

But...squishy!

Google pix of Black Panthers driving around in the sixties armed to the teeth. Perfectly legal at the time.

The Nerf Super Soaker is coming back, so that's an option.

Pops

Oh, miss, may I give you a hand?

So do chickens, for a while.

Well, NASA's first space shuttle was named Enterprise so this is nothing new.

I'm 6ft 2, I don't want that thing in my face when I'm washing dishes.

Finally lost that last tooth, huh?

God forbid kids should have fun at school, right?

That's not just a steak, that's a whole cross section.