Call the police to go pick them up. They'll know better next time.

It was all innocent until they got to the car. Then it was sweaty groping in the back seat.

If you push in the center spindle with a finger tip the disc should release (usually)

Walmart princesses

That 's why older men shave their heads. Gray hair and pattern baldness makes you look older.

How can you NOT pet him? Resistance is useless!

Fortunate doesn't mean lucky?

Wow, he really loves that dildo.

I can just see myself bashing my shins into those sharp corners.

One size fits all.

Omelette *au* fromage.

Double it and add 10%

They're trying to strangle each other.

Those pale imitation fries deserved it.

Notice how Superman's shorts gradually disappear?

Biological programming.

Despite what politically correct teenage girls would like to believe, homosexuality is a birth defect so yes, he has a malfunction. Since there's no way to fix it at this time we should accommodate him as best we can as we would a disabled person. It's just common sense.
Also, funsubstance (or whoever), you spelled "received" wrong.

Overpopulation solved!

And now I`m blind...

Superman doesn't wear gloves. Now my whole day is ruined.

There are people dressed in black supporting his feet.

But if you knock it over you don`t know where you are.

I'm just gonna assume a girl said this...

Canine centipede