Necromorphs

So they climbed into their ...

VSs from Lost Planet

And went back home

To eat some pancakes

And kill a bitch for no reason

Alright I got one.
Mike Rowe, The Predator, Kratos and Jörmungandr all go out for...

I was really hoping for everyone to make a different plot line but this is fine

they are all hobbits and there is this ring....

Turns out it's a cock ring ...

Onfg

Why autocorrect, why do you say onfg

Onfg

Ok, continue from story,
And decides to wear it was an engagement ring

But they had to find the bride that had the other ring

As they decide to marry porn stars of their choosing

But their true love showed up, and it was a ...

Movie star

The Xenomorphe from Alien in a white dress

But the bride's mom says no