*shrugs* The OP asked.

Well, you would be the obvious culprit, so it is a valid way to get into jail. Loving the creativity. A bit too on the nose, but loving the creativity.

It was supposed to be funny you made into... Well that.

It's just a matter of taste in humor.

Probably killing rapists and pedophiles and people like that, if I had to go to jail and I couldn't escape from it then that's the crime I'd commit.

I still found it funny, just in more of a Grimm brother's way.

I think this image represent my reaction if it helps to clear it up.
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/716038-massimo-dalema

See, that is also funny.

"Kidnapping a Heather photographing her naked and leaving her tied up for the rats."
@rydler You're fucking amazing, you know that right? Brilliant answer. I'd like to get the daughter of the banker tbh. She seems like the most fun.

Thank you Spidey. First one to say something
Yeah, selling engagement rings. I coukd grt a good ransom for her.

Ah, engagement rings, not a banker. It's been a bit since I've listened to it =P

Not a problem. Although. For a murder victim... The 'Almighty' Heather would be my target.

Some people would just look better with little shapes carved into their faces, wouldn't they?

I don't think so. I like people's faces usually. Their words...eeeeh not so much.

I'm a firm believer that if you kill someone then you should make sure to enjoy it as much as possible. I'd only save the shapes for those I really like.

I would say don't kill people, just ya know, in general.

Well, yea, but in the hypothetical situation in which I need to kill people... It's best to at least be prepared with an idea. It's only illegal if you start planning it.

Or ya know, actually do it at all.
Hypothetically, if i NEED to kill someone, I'd give them an amazing day, then kill them while they sleep, because I want them to at least be happy.
Unless I hate them. Then I'll have them psychologically tortured and shatter their mind at it's core.

I like this one.

I say the same to you Spider.