Something that sounded like a duck being strangled (I first thought it was a duck) I was like “ok, it’ll leave soon” but then it keeps going. I go outside to follow the noise and all of a sudden two birds of the same species fly away. They’re not ducks

Do..do you need therapy?

Either they were going at it or they were fighting each other for the chance to go at it with another bird.

Congrats you're now a pedophile because I'm pretty sure those birds are under 18

I saw two lizards doing to do. The guy just stared at me. For a while.

You could've joined in

Nah they flew away as soon as I saw them.