Give me some good puns. Preferably lewd ones.
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jojofan · 4 comments
6 years ago
fell__equinox
· 6 years ago
My girlfriend started smoking last night so I slowed down and used lubricant
diyrogue
· 6 years ago
Its not really a pun but more of a general joke. What does a man have that hangs at his thigh and goes into holes its gone into a million times? A key. Or something akin to that.
adorkable
· 6 years ago
They burn more rubber than a race car
She’s taken more loads than a washing machine
She can go fuck herself, everybody else has
She’s taken more loads than a washing machine
She can go fuck herself, everybody else has
deleted
· 6 years ago
Yesterday I was trying a C4. I don't think it went so good. Cause I blew it.