Wow you're so edgy with your hitman plans. Chances are, you'll work in a boring 9 to 5 office job, spend 20 years there, maybe have a few kids, and then die. But hey, at least you have a watch for all those years of employment.

Thank you Captain Killjoy.

That's Major Killjoy to you, maggot!

Yes your royal haughtiness

OMG I'm totally stealing that btw

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'Kay

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'aight

Cool

Cool beans

Neat

Neatarino

Sweet

Awesome

I like my humour how I like my History. Dark and Bloody

That’s nice

Damn

Well okay then America.