Go fuck yourself no one cares...
;D

Don't we already do that?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Maybe we do,but if so,I haven't noticed

You're so down to earth! Now lets make it 6ft under!

Did it hurt when you fell? Did it hurt when you fell outta someone's butt into the toilet you piece of shit?

You're the kind of person people enjoy running into... when they're driving.

You remind me why I don't have faith in humanity

You: Hello!
Me: Shut up. >:(

Pfttt,all your roasts are like your personalities.. dangerously pathetic.

This scared me so much when i first read it. the first thing that popped into my mind was people cooking each other

Haha,I can assure you that nobody's getting cooked!

*sweats furiously*
Yeah... No one is totally getting cooked right now

Where did you get that from? Idonthavealife.com?

Nah your mom took it from your closet, that's why I look like I a low life.
By the way, you dropped something. *picks up a piece* It was your dignity.