The correct term is a silverback

Really?

Yeah.

I can't remember what I had for breakfast let alone the dumb stuff I said that one time.

I mean, it depends on the age of the "young woman." If she's over 18 it's not pedophilia, since pedo literally means "child" if I remember right, and people over 18 are considered adults pretty much worldwide

As for the OP, I don't regret them for the rest of my life usually, but sometimes I'll have a moment where I'll just go "oh ffs, WHY did I do that."
Usually saying something that is mean or such I can go and apologize to the person in short order. Usually it's more when it's something embarrassing that makes me cringe. (Ie: a teacher telling me "good luck on your exam," and me saying "you too."

Nope. But there is always tomorrow.

Story time for me:
I did have an occurrence at a store I once worked at. It wasn't a sex store, but it did carry condoms/lube. Some poor unsuspecting schmuck was just going about his business came in and he wanted to return some KY jelly.
Given that MOST of the returns I processed aren't sex-related, and the amount of transactions I put through in a day, I tended to be at least partially on autopilot. So, when he came up to the register, and I began scanning him through, before I could stop myself I found the words: "and what seems to be the problem with it?" Coming out of my mouth.
It took us both a minute to come to terms with what I'd just asked. He immediately turned beat red, quietly mumbled "oh.. Uh.. My wife just.. Didn't like it."
We didn't make eye contact for the rest of the transaction and I don't believe I ever saw him again, but I still think about this sometimes.

That's every sentence I speak.

I turned around to a nurse and said "you look like you work at the hospital"
And she said in the heaviest, most obvious "you dumbass" tone, "Yeah!"

Last night I told my parents that I wanted to put my face between my dog's legs. I meant her arms. I wanted to put her arms around me. I just got up and left.

Yeah. “I do.” No. Just kidding. It was just the perfect set up for a marriage joke. Kidding aside, I don’t really do regret. Everything I’ve ever done has brought me to where I am. If you make it a point to always do your best, you can’t regret anything because at that time, that was the best you were capable of, and anything you did before you decided to give it your best was all part of what eventually inspired you to change so you can’t regret that either. That’s my stance anyway.

Everything I say is dumb shit. Literally if I ever thought about it I'd be stuck in analysis paralysis. I fucking post NAS, get knocked off into oblivion and guess what? Gonna post more NAS.
If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top!
I think the NAS thing tho was nobody gave a shit and it got like zero upvotes after a few hours. I don't think it actually pissed anyone off.

<_________< cuz I speek widda sawngs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PANEcjhSfv4

Nah that's obviously not NAS. <_>

I informed my mother that her face was 'broken', when I was 7. She had just started getting wrinkles. To this day I remember the look of resigned indignity on her face as she rubbed at her forehead.

Also, last year, I was sitting with my sister outside. I saw a cloud above us and rather loudly said, "That cloud looks like a D*ck!" My sister awkwardly agreed, saying, "A bit." My brain went on rapid fire roast mode, and I instantly retorted, "Ya? Well it is a bit small to see, but it makes sense that you would know what a Little d*ck looks like." Now, during this exchange, I had been thinking of my sisters ex-boyfriend from a year ago. That dude had been a cheating dirtbag who treated my sis terribly, and it had become a thing for us to poke fun at him whenever we could. The thing is, I somehow managed to forget that, not only did my sister have a new boyfriend of three months... but that he was sitting on my sisters other side, listening. I had met him three days ago. I can't explain how terrible the embarrassment was. The boyfriend turned red, my sister turned red, my face became a furnace/tomato, and no one said a word for at least fifteen minutes of the worst silence ever.

@wimsyexpergefactor your sister not saying anything just makes it so much worse for dudeman lmao

I know I felt awful! I was hoping she would make a big deal of it and brush it along but I don't think she knew what to say XD

@wimsyexpergefactor that's the worst/best thing I've heard all day