Like, "Hey! You have to go do this."
"Nope,Don't wanna."
"Look just go do it."
"No"
"Look if you go do it I'll make bacon in the morning."
"On it!"
But then there is never bacon.

Sounds more like your brain is a backstabbing jerk. You should get your bacon when it’s promised.

There's never bacon . Just ex-girlfriends sending me snapchat and the one guy at the pub that buys me a beer and then sends me pictures of his richard.

I’d glance at a pic of some dude’s Richard for free beer.

A glance is all it would take. A short glance.

someone mentioned me?

I hate when you get that at nightime when you're trying to sleep, like it just won't turn off and it literally gives me a headache.

I like arguing with myself. I make some good points. Except for Ethan. He's a dick. I don't like arguing with him.

That's probably because Ethan is right.

No, usually Logan ends up being right. Ethan just argues to argue.

I don't have a brain so, sucks to be y'all.

You alright dude? I mean judging by your recent comments and your username I'd say no