There's only one thing that beats a beautiful woman with an amazing voice.
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And that's chris brown.

Man, these jokes are darker than your skin

How do you start an Ethiopian rave party? You nail a slice of toast to the ceiling

My jokes are so dark the police want to beat them up.

Okay this one is my worst ever, please don't kill me, I hate it too;
A father walks into a pharmacy, goes to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter. "My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" The pharmacist exclaims. The dad replies, "not really, she just lies there and cries."

It's really dark, but there's been worse in this thread

What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

Loved this one.

The only thing darker than this thread is going to be the pot roast I am going to cook of that irritating neighbour of mine.

What's pink, red, screams and moves in circles?
A baby with its foot nailed to the floor

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them

What is dark and you love using it.
A freshly bought slave.
Lmao, this one's good.

What’s worse than finding a bug in your food? The Holocaust

What’s the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews?
Jews burn longer.

What’s black and sits at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire

Here's one I made up;
How do Fred and Rosemary West find their children?
A map and a shovel.

All the jokes I made are my own, that's why a few of them didn't landed quite right.
Here's one: You have a tree and a rope and you want some entertainment. What more is required?
A few black people.

What’s the best part about dry humping a bag of ice?
It just gets wetter by the second
I made that one awhile back

Noice one.

Thanks