Yesterday.

Well you might wanna go see a doctor about that

Trust me. No one can help

This. Is. Life.

I am a disturbed person of the world with no life, no friends, and no hope for anything that comes toward me. I want to die and never come back. I wish I could just die and never love again. Life's problems are the worst thing that ever happened to me. No, I'm the worst thing that ever happened to me.
Have a nice day

If anyone has some Tide Pods that I could eat, that would be great.

Oh! And a side of bleach.

Sounds like a personal problem.

Honestly, I'd think lava would be the more likely candidate. Snow is just mother nature being too cold to cry

Bitch, it ain't snow, what do you think a landslide is?

thunderstorms.

Oooh... not lava slides but @xvarnah when it spouts and goes all psheeeeeeeeeeeewwwhhhh "liquid magma! ... why is it so hard being an evil doctor here?

Snow is powder sugar like the kind you get on top of lemon filled dounuts or on top of French toast. Snow is beautiful and white like fresh sheets from the dryer.
Not diarrhea.
If any weather is diarrhea it be landslides like @demon_razgriz said.
I been through both and trust me landslides are the diarrhea of weather. And humidity is the wet great aunt urma kisses.
That is what hell I am living through right now sloppy wet pool of drool on the corner of her thickly lipsticked lips kisses from great aunt urma. And you don't even know how the hell you are related to this woman but she is always at all family reunions ON BOTH SIDES!
So you no like snow I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU!!

O and really why say you want to die so much my kid use to do that till I told her how I nearly killed myself and what true depression feels like. If you truly wanted to die sweety you wouldn't joke about it. So please stop or get help because honestly when people joke like that it makes people who truly went through it like thier struggle and pain was a joke. Depression is a killer and I assuming you are either in your pre or early teens so I will assume you don't grasp the reality of your joke.
But truth is this I am going to kill myself jokes is a fad I can't wait to get over and done with.

Yikes

I was talking about sharks... with freaking LASER BEAMS.... but whatever.

It's nut

More like dandruff

@funkmasterrex tbh I'm a little afraid for the people who are classifying a landslide as diarrhoea, that sounds painful as hell.
Also, if you're the evil doctor, then what is dr_richard_ew?

my minion... muwahahahahahhahahahaha