If you have begun reading this it is already too late.
You must suck the penis of the nearest guy you see or else you're gay or if you're gay, you will be straight.
by natethegreat · 11 comments 5 years ago
maebubbles · 5 years ago
But I’m bi...
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I'm asexual
natethegreat · 5 years ago
You're both exempt from the penis sucking
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Yaaaaay!!! that's a pretty big relief.
maebubbles · 5 years ago
Same. I mean, I’m married and all but my husband is sleeping and I really didn’t want to have to right now...
creativedragonbaby · 5 years ago
There’s only one guy near me right now and it’s my dad. Luckily, I think I’m either bi or aromatic.
internet · 5 years ago
would you look at that, I'm suddenly asexual
internet · 5 years ago
what're the odds
natethegreat · 5 years ago
LISTEN HERE MOTHRRFUCKERS, SOMEBODY HERE IS SUCKING THIS DICK TONIGHT AND SCREAMING "OOOHHH DADDY PLEASE FUCK ME HARDEEERRR!"
"UUUHHH UUHH UUHH UUHH"
"I'M GONNA CUM...UUUHHHHHHH...OOOAAAHHH YYYEEEAHHH!"
I WILL SLAM MY COCK ON THE TABLE AND MAKE IT EARTHQUAKE GODDAMMIT
maebubbles · 5 years ago
Then... you do it. To yourself...
pripyatplatypus · 5 years ago
I work at a homeless shelter with 28 men. That's a big ask of you.
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