I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

— PurplePumpkin Report User
Not gonna lie, at first I also read it wrong.
My mom is afraid of birds and now I get why
Yeah, I got an artisanal leather jacket I made with homegrown material.
Good news I wanted to share with you, but you're allowed to not give a f*ck
Let's draw a face on it Pt 2 _ curious tree
Organic arts&crafts, I guess?
Hope they're a divorce lawyer
This mug looks so broken inside
This is f*cking advanced. Also, 7 is a prime number and those can be intimidating.
What made you happy lately?