I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

— PurplePumpkin Report User
Hope they're a divorce lawyer
This mug looks so broken inside
This is f*cking advanced. Also, 7 is a prime number and those can be intimidating.
What made you happy lately?
This picture saddens me.
b*ner apple teeth.
Do you also have normal nicknames that got "distorted"? (not Daddy, please)
When you prove you make corrosive shit, but carefully so
A community of internet addicts
This format is probably dead but I found it funny nonetheless