I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

— PurplePumpkin Report User
Existential crisis at the festival
I'll take the whole chart
I wonder if everyone would fall for it
Meet the chiton, a very metal mollusk
Isn't that awesome?
The best kind of flight attendant
Let's ask prince Eric
Imagine inventing those but not realising they're tricky
Suffer with me :)