PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Unequaled cooperative Hedgehog 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 16 hours ago
In the context of ancient Greece, Aristotle being physically dismantled by Plato creates a lot of mental pictures, none of which have to do with philosophy or wrestling in the traditional sense of the term.
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oof 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 16 hours ago
I'm enjoying these memes way too much.
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...how about no 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 16 hours ago
"Forever alone girl has to find a way to eat herself out"
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Hey some good news 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 16 hours ago
Well we DO have a history of cutting the heads of people "above" us.
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How about this one, too soon? 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 16 hours ago
...I'm French and I hadn't thought about this pun. I have dishonored my family.
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No chill 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 16 hours ago
Well with my friends we were talking about bringing marshmallow while it was burning... So we're gonna bring marshmallows again when he burns her mom.
Accurate ? 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 16 hours ago
I'm so sorry to hear that. Hang in there.
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Accurate ? 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
"Your life is shit and nothing will ever be tasty" ~water.
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Like what do you say to that 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I want the last panel engraved on my coffin.
Please commit heart.Exe stopped working 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Thaaaank you! I'm off to rewatch it.
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Endurable soggy abstracted Locust 15 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Yes of course.
Stat changes are for weaklings who are afraid to hit, status changes are a sadistic strategy and it works like a charm.
This wouldn't have happened if the grandma had a gun on the back of her head! 14 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Now THAT's a drama queen. Romeo and Juliet don't seem like much of an overreaction anymore.
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This isn't even my final form 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Today on Things I didn't know I could relate to.
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Undertaker and his grandma is my new favorite thing on the internet 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
I expected Undertaker from Black Butler. This is not him, and I'm a bit scared because man I used to have nightmares that included a guy just like him.
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Endless loop 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
That creamy fluid looks really way too creamy, almost solid, which leads me to two hypothesis : either it is the paste used to clean bones protruding inside the eating organ, or it is this strange edible but rotten thing that smells like walking organs.
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Please commit heart.Exe stopped working 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
I've seen that video. I don't remember the name of the channel but it was pretty good and original content.
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24 layer chocolate cake in all its glory 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
It looks kinda boring though, in terms of flavors. I mean there's a lot sure but it's 12 times the same sequence...
I'd still eat it of course, but given all the possibilities chocolate offers, I think there's room for more glory.
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The Amazing Hobo-Coins of Roman Booteen 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Ok not gonna lie, when youtube suggested it to me, I glanced quickly and didn't click. But here I did. And man that is something I'm glad I didn't miss. Intricate, beautiful, with hidden mecanisms that I'm quite fond of... all in all wonderful!
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Kyrie’s encouraging words 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
As a girl, I'm worried.
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Notre Dame is on fire 19 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
I know it's my heritage but I'm exhausted and for now it's just surreal and strangely beautiful. It has a sort of poetry in itself.
Surely it will be rebuilt, I wonder if they'll choose to use the same materials and techniques, or add some modern features.
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Children training to be a Shaolin 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
The tree behind the kid on the left made me giggle like a 12 yo.
Step up your game ! 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
What I like here is that it's not violent, and only directed towards people responsible of the problem (or at least perceived as such, and who can do something). It's not a violent and erratic protest where citizens burn down other citizen's cars or whatnot, but it still makes a huge impact. I like this.
Of course there might be some counterpoints but I don't see them right now.
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F R E E 420 15 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
I don't want the devil's lettuce! I won't be taking any risk and won't like that post. Sorry.
Can't even put half your finger in them! 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
I thought "them" in the title was referring to women. I'm so sorry.
But I don't know if things are different in America, but here my pockets are Mary Poppin's bag, I can fit two whales and the whole country of Taiwan in there.
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