PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Blue waffle 49 comments
purplepumpkin · 16 hours ago
Yeah I got it. I was just pointing out a technical detail: if I'm used to someone counting down I'm not gonna be surprised that they can count.
Relationship goals 14 comments
purplepumpkin · 19 hours ago
I wanted to say that this type of jokes can make some of us turn feral. And in my experience that's the type of stuff feral animals do.
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Relationship goals 14 comments
purplepumpkin · 20 hours ago
Guys no need to try I'm already feral and will totally claw your curtains and shit on your carpet to show you that just thinking of the aforementioned holes is enough.
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Excuse the quality of the image, but my parents gave me a telescope and I’ve never been 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 21 hours ago
No need to apologize, it's hard to take a good picture when you've never existed.
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>G*rmans 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 21 hours ago
I remember that struck me when I went to Germany in middle school. I wouldn't phrase it like they did though.
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Motivational burgles 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 21 hours ago
At least it worked... as a kid I once explained a store clerk that some medals were in sufficiently protected since they were easy access and without bar codes or magnetic anti stealing device. She just looked at me like I was deranged and I never went back.
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Get it 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 21 hours ago
The sequel should be better.
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Innocent empty ossified Armadillo 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 21 hours ago
I also don't know what it's for but I like it. I repin shit I like instead of having a huge folder on my computer. However I don't get how 5 people decided to follow my non-themed, low quality board, since they're definitely neither family nor friends.
And I discovered funsubstance on Pinterest :D
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It’s that time of year again! 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 21 hours ago
Oh yeah gimme that spicy education! I want to learn everything about garam masala!
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Conspiracy you say 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 21 hours ago
Yeah honestly I'm tired of those people thinking that you can't strangle yourself with an improbable hands position at the exact moment the cameras of a high security zone fail.
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Anon is brave 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 21 hours ago
...then maybe I can compete with the malaria that nearly killed me as a kid, but I wasn't brave, it's not like I had a choice in the matter.
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Blue waffle 49 comments
purplepumpkin · 21 hours ago
I'm releasing all of the beans the universe has even contained and I should not have hoarded them in the first place. Lesson learned.
(Also, counting down is still math?)
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Blue waffle 49 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I'm building a locked storage unit to keep the beans in until you give us the joke. (Signed: intrigued orange)
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Blue waffle 49 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
What flavor?
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What things used to look like 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
The Rhodes statue is so much bigger than I had imagined!! It's great that we get to see these "glimpses from the past", ancient people's hubris lived through centuries in a way.
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millennials do the darndest things 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I know right!
Yet the generation of my parents (and even more so my grandparents) tended to always buy the same brand, even though "it used to be better".
That's because the status of a brand used to be based on the quality of the product, but around the 80's the strategies shifted to "brand image"_ some brands know they're selling shit and don't care, they just invest money in ads, aming to make consumers feel like they're being "special" and "part of something bigger".
I like that we're not buying their shit (literally), maybe we'll get to see that stupid model collapse.
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Also hiniku ("skin meat")=irony. So descriptive. 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I had forgotten fs censored the name of other meme sites x)
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Also hiniku ("skin meat")=irony. So descriptive. 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Yeah there's an where watermark, I didn't take the pic of the bastard myself and then added my own text, sue me.
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'Tis the natural order of things 37 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I love that you all held a reunion like "Guys. Time to review our insults." Thanks for your dedication!
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Pigeon Possé Striking Poses 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Shiny Altaria!
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Count me out 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Absolutely barbaric. They are bland and their bloodline weak.
(Also is the op the only black person around or don't they realize black people have also not bought these spices?)
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Womxn 14 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Marie Kondo would give that guy a medal.
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eggs 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Mulder, do something dumb so they'll speak of you!
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This photo of a girl waiting for a train is very Studio Ghibli-esque:D 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I love the calm ambiance that emanates from this. It's like a school during summer break, a clock that stopped...
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That's one way to get kicked out 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
"Vegans eat disgusting stuff"
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