PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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As a baby, my mom's cat loved to jump on the fridge and eat. (here halfway to success) 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 minutes ago
Wow god this turned out great!! Too bad my mom doesn't understand English nor memes, otherwise she would have loved it too!
(I like how you used the snails too, nice touch!)
18th B’day picture! 29 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 hours ago
Hey you look full of confidence in the future! May it be bright and happy birthday to you!
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Just in case you thought you wouldn't be getting flowers today 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 hours ago
Oh yeah I totally agree, tulips are very joyful!
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As a baby, my mom's cat loved to jump on the fridge and eat. (here halfway to success) 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 hours ago
Yes, she's called Tigris. (if that doesn't work with the other words, she also has surnames, amongst which Kiwi and -this one's pretty ridiculous- Tigrette Vinaigrette).
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10000$ 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 hours ago
$21000, yeet it my way!
Just give up your kidneys, bro 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 hours ago
Yes your point is pretty valid. Guess we'll never know.
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You are all fired 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 7 hours ago
And you're right.
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My lil mouldy sock looks so drugged when she's sleepy... I love her^^ 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 8 hours ago
Yes don't worry, I always play safe. She still got many years ahead of her and I'm planning to enjoy them to the fullest. Thans for your concern though that's adorable!
As a baby, my mom's cat loved to jump on the fridge and eat. (here halfway to success) 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 9 hours ago
Because I'm French of course! We consume snails in any form!
Haha just kidding, don't worry, it's not coffee, it's milk chocolate, in the shape of a snail that for some reason is traditional in France around Christmas.
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Just give up your kidneys, bro 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 9 hours ago
Except the part about seeking for attention, I agree to some extent. Staying with someone because you feel indebted and think you have to isn't healthy, it's a lie. Just because someone gave you a kidney, doesn't mean you owe them your heart. However, I understand how harsh that may have felt to the guy.
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My lil mouldy sock looks so drugged when she's sleepy... I love her^^ 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 10 hours ago
Will do! (I'm away from home but coming back tomorrow, she'll get her fair share of hugs and scratches as soon as I come back and I'll tell her this one's from you^^)
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I do this with question marks though???? 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 10 hours ago
My mom does that! I can get "Have a nice day!! / I'm happy for you!!! / We're proud of you!! / haha you're funy!!!" and honestly I just assumed it was a mom thing^^
(Sometimes I also get "Pick up now!!!" when I haven't heard it ring and that feels threatening)
Just in case you thought you wouldn't be getting flowers today 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 10 hours ago
Thank you! But not to brag, I already got flowers anyways! (you don't need to know I'm still single af but I won them in an online raffle^^)
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Anon is Ugly 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 10 hours ago
Yeah if they only cared about looks it would have matched right away...
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I am O F F E N D E D 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 10 hours ago
Can relate! We're nice for the most part. I also consider t a religion, as it's a belief n a greater power that can protect/help you. But a lot of people don't consider this seriously so I never really acted it out. Now I almost don't practice anymore but if anyone needs a quick protection spell I'm there!
10000$ 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 10 hours ago
Even so, I'm down with that deal!
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Beautiful 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 10 hours ago
I'll always respect people who amit they were wrong, especially on the internet where it's so easy to be a huge dick or fly away if you start to be proven wrong.
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And to top it off, a beautiful deer I found on Myajima island! 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 10 hours ago
That's so pure! It's a blessed pic^^
Discreet shipping 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I'm even more sorry for the last one, but at least it wasn't face to face.
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Puffy cheap Swan 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
That seems really safe (for both parties)... what if the giving one was really choking? or just wanted to stop? I mean they should have had a code for that, or he should have let them go breathe.
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This was Alfred. He loved using me as a pillow 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
uh... you're welcome and I'm sorry at the same time.
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Wir lieben Arbeit 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Nah you found an EdgY cOmmenter. It appears to have offended at least one person though and I sincerely didn't think it would, so sorry for that.
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Are you wearing my top!? 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Yes, also that. We're the only ones allowed to even so much as yell at them.
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This was Alfred. He loved using me as a pillow 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Alfred looks like my mom's cat! From what I know, these tend to be very smart and clever, but not that affectionate... But he sure looks like he loves sleeping on you, that's so cute!! I hope he's gonna be as happy in his remaining lives.
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