PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


Bio? Like, do you really think I have a life?
(But I do have a useless Master's degree and 2 cats, that's better than nothing.)

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In Finland, products are left free 10 days before the expiry date 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
In France you can get them 50% off the day they expire... which is already nice (and explains why I've been eating a lot of expired stuff^^) but after seing this I think I should move to Finland.
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Ressurection 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Arthur Raimbaud. Pretty sure he'd have a blast.
What an ending 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I still use the wallet an old lady gave me in a market in Cameroon when I was 4... I'd be touched by the compliment but also really sad if someone did that.
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Meanwhile in the alternate universe 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I don't know what the hell officer Judy Hopps is doing in this AU but I'm rolling with it.
Yur a ghost, lol 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I love that the name of the product is literally "ugly".
EDIT : And I hadn't even noticed what the shelves say : "Ew hide that shit", "disguise your true self" "because you're ugly".
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Look into my lactating eyes of justce 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
"Lactating eyes of justice" is just magnificent. I'm going to steal that.
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yes, it is 15 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Pomegranate?
What 23 years of using your stuff toy will look like 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
My parents did the same with my huh security blanket (I don't know, it's like a sleeping bag for babies but then I kept sleeping with it as a really soft piece of fabric). I still sleep with it but this doesn't make me a bad person or affects my relationships with anyone, so no red flags, my skin just deserves some softness in a harsh world and the familiar smell (yeah I know this part isn't glamorous) tricks my brain into feeling secure and falling asleep quickly.
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Fun facts 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
It's 2018, this means nothing.
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Good luck everyone! 15 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Yay! *I'm going to see friends who live far away* *or maybe winning the lottery* *but tbh I'd prefer that one great friend that is literally missing from my life right now*
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When you like your own posts 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
If I may add, I study history of art and apparently the church really wasn't that strict about rules at some point, bishops had wives and kids, they wasn't following their own rules, and everyone was pretty chilled about anything bottom-related. Back then a popular kids game consisted on (sit down for this) grabbing a friend, putting down your pants and farting on him. Obscene, lewd and poop related jokes were as present as anything else, because there was no real taboo - it was officially bad to do it, but hey, everyone was not Mr Perfect. So in a lot of European churches/cathedral etc these representations meant 'hey kiddos you're not supposed to do that' but it was just like seing for instance a guy eating cake, no taboo.
And sometimes they were only there for shit and giggles, in my town the cathedral has a sculpture of a guy with a bird up his ass :D
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Halt! Hammerzeit! 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Are you telling me Jewish people could have lived if they had given the poor Gestapo soldiers some sweets?
Me irl 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Okay then happy middlemonthwithnothinginterestinginit Your Grumpiness.
Work on your penmanship, kids 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
On April 21st, dress up for my fucking birthday!!
It was 7:30 am. I was working on an essay, just said hi to be polite, and this happened 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
She didn't even catch it with a guy, because you know, guys can have it too and it's not pretty to look at, but she hasn't been with anyone recently -well, there's this guy who's coming on friday and maybe he'll want to spend the night, maybe not, she won't kick him out anyways but she needs to sleep so nothing will happen [please note she wasn't even concerned about the possibility of passing it on, only her sleep schedule]. Anyways every woman has those at some point, have you ever had a yeast infection?
(please don't answer, I just took on your offer and cleaned my mind. Thank you.)
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Don't deserve him 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Yeah the car accident that killed my grandpa is so hilarious now XD
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Pets 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
If I could tag my cat on this, I would.
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It was 7:30 am. I was working on an essay, just said hi to be polite, and this happened 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Oh luckily this was not needed, as she actually carried her prescription with her and happily showed it to me. I mean, it took half an hour to get it so of course now she's going to use it religiously. It should be okay by the end of the week, but her parents are gonna be mad if she tells them because they always tell her to take her probiotics and this would not have happened if she did.
I'm sorry to inflict this to you but this is therapeutic commenting, I'm trying to get the sound of her voice out of my head.
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Fiercely adorable 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
The little belly on the first pic *_* I want to pet him, I don't need both of my hands in my everyday life anyways!
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when your (nightmare) dreams getting real 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Honestly I kinda dig it. It's not a realistic style but it has a Tim Burton vibe and you can't deny it captures perfectly the essence of the photo.
The naked truth about society's Double Standards 20 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I bet a perverted genie read his shirt and decided to have fun.
This angers me 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
To their defense, someone who has 3k hours on a videogame 1. would probably scare the audience if they're not familiar with zombie movies and 2. definitely has something better to do than this "experiment".
He Took Me To The Lake (Spooky Story) 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
"best friend"
well... still not good enough it seems.
But nice story! Short but well-rounded, it was most enjoyable.
Or dogs 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
In a chaotic world, it's nice to have some certainties about my future.
However if someone could genetically engineer cats who can live more than 20 stupid years that would be awesome, because my little heart can't bear losses after losses until the day I die.
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Only true readers will get this 14 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
A slice of lard can arguably join that category, although it technically does the job.
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