PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Whomping Willow is the Best Willow 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 days ago
The first part of this post brought me peace.
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The more you know. 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 days ago
I've heard it's still used in its original meaning in the Italian countryside.
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When your dreams turn in to ash 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 days ago
If anything, this picture gives me hope. No matter how dark your situation, you can make it right and find poetry and happiness in it.
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Hold on. What the absolute f**k is this? 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
Kinky.
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Teacher outsmarted 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
Selling your soul to satan = pi ??? We're on to something!
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Scratching your name on a Rhinoceros 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
My instincts suggest a malpractice and a lot of people on tripadvisor seem to agree. "The animals are apparently kept in tiny cages that look nothing like their natural environment, it stinks, water is dirty or smells like Javel, the animals are skinny, seem drugged or anxious and the zoo sells pop corn bags for visitors to feed the animals." This is depressing, I suggest we stay clear from the "zoo de la palmyre".
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Put me on a leash 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
How is masturbation more expansive than drugs?
Too accurate 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
You haven't met the director of our branch of the uni.
Scratching your name on a Rhinoceros 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 days ago
The visitors can come close to the enclosure and when Noƫlle (the rhino) comes they can even pet her... or scratch their names on her apparently. Good news though, it's only scratched on a layer of dust ad dead skin, meaning she wasn't harmed.
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Right on!! 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 6 days ago
My lesson is : the only thing you'll keep till the end is yourself. Take care of your body and mind. Your money should go first to rent, food and health expanses. If there isn't any money left at the end of the month it sucks but it's better than splurging on random crap and eating garbage.
Two additional things : You can cook without spices, but you'll enjoy life a lot more with them. Don't be stingy on the quality of your food.
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Not sure which one is better version at this point! 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 6 days ago
So... You prefer what you've grown used to? What a shocker!
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Sponsored by Random ass Vpn boys 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 6 days ago
Also hellofresh.
But hey I want their content to be original, not their sponsors. As long as they get enough money to keep uploading good videos, they can promote youporn for all I care. The only sponsoring I'd hate would be Nestle or blatantly unethica companies like that, but most youtubers know their shit.
Shosple colupis 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 6 days ago
It's "[shoppel] not [shopley]"
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The four horseman of the apocalypse 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 6 days ago
The pics on the left don't make me react but with the cats on the right I'm starting to feel it.
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He is art 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 6 days ago
Is this a pigeon?
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He is art 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
The day the butterfly comes, something big will happen.
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Keanu is an icon for humanity 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I'm absolutely no badass but for once I'm going to listen to sweet words.
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It's over. It's done 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Yeah I had the same experience with Justin Bieber, a lot of people were hating and was like "ok but I don't know anything he might have done" (we never listened music in my house growing up) so I gave it a go and to my surprise it was ok, some even kinda enjoyable. I'm gonna check CRJ now!
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A Danish comedian had his school photo recreated years later 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
That's a cute revenge.
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Be nice 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
How to say someone is only nice on the surface : this is on their pinterest board.
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You have evolved! 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Heh I'm 22 and if having sensitive ears means I'm old then ok I'm old. Keep fucking up your audition you young, lit person.
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Six years of college for this? 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
The only thing my first master's degree got me is unemployment. I would have taken such an offer... thus perpetuating the belief that it's a normal payment and 50 years from now if everyone act like I almost did this salary with these qualifications would be a luxury one can only dream of.
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Search in your heart, the answer will manifest 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
My FBI agent, concerned and disappointed to see I'm not even original : there you go you fucking disgrace. doubleslash i . imgur . communism slash VSIs32a . jpg (remove the spaces and the "munism")
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Get that sixpack 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Oh someone has the same type of belly as me! Looks better on a guy but hey.
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Browsing a toy catalog and I think this concept can lead to great things. 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Ah yes I didn't even think of translating it! But you explained it perfectly fell_equinox. It also has a tick in its fur!