PurplePumpkin

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I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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So there was a storm in my town 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 hours ago
The Apocalypse, painting by Guesto Botus, 1678.
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Health tip 101 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 hours ago
And it's always better with butter.
This is a Wombat. They poop cubes. 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 hours ago
And those scientists got the Pysics IgNobel 2019 for that.
There's always that one girl in class 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 hours ago
Damn those girls trying to communicate or understand class.
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The world needs more people like this 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Regarding the last panel, it's also what I like about websites like fs. We talk to people we probably wouldn't have talked to in real life, without nothing anything about them other than what they tell, their humor and opinions on various subjects, and this leads to interesting conversations.
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Its fun to stay at the 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
It's obviously T heart C A.
Did you use that app ? 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Is that FaceApp they're talking about?
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Sesame Street is darker than I remembered 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
His wife's head so his plan is complete.
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That's cute 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Both.
This is absolutely right 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Being ashamed of your body just means you don't like your envelope and it's already quite damaging, however, being ashamed of the very core of who and what you are is much more violent.
But don't worry, some of us are. Some of us have been said, since we're kids, that we should stop talking about "smartass and boring" stuff. Some have dulled their sparke because they were being made fun of for being outgoing and "too happy all the time". A lot of us worry and think we're too akwkward, boring or bland. Yo hate parties? Ugh what a nun, you're not fun to be around. So yeah a lot of us are, and for some stuff I'm willing to change (I used to be unnecessarily mean and judgemental and always correct people's grammar, but I decided I did not want to be that person anymore, so I changed), but for others I'm just ashamed sometimes and I'm not the only one.
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Zoom zoom 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
A pilot drawing your portrait on his flight path is soooo romantic!
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That's cute 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
I'm gonna be that person and point out how unhealthy those inks are.
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You've never had a golden shower for christmas? 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Digital Queen *goes to lick everything at a boys changing room*
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And had to do manual labor to earn my right to eat dinner 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Don't worry my life got a lot better and my parents are actually awesome now!
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First Post! 189 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
@mr farhenheit Are you just yeeting it here?
Hi everyone this is a baby hippo 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 days ago
Phew glad the title was here I thought it was an appletree.
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Wash that meat down with the blood of Christ 14 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 days ago
Now THAT's an original conspiracy theory. Not the mundane "Harry Potter is satanic" or "Moon landing never happened", no. His selling point is Lucifer, of course, back to the basics, but where he offers us a savoury twist is when he then takes something random. Let's say... tofu sandwiches. And instead of hating on vegans because they're weak, he hates them because they're a raw power he fears. New, original, catchy. Great plot. And the justification is just God tier at this point. The subtle implication that we should find a bloke and drink his blood to be worthy again also adds some spice to the story.
Props to that guy for putting in genuine effort and making my day better.
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Valonia green algae, the largest single-celled organism on Earth 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 days ago
This :
http : / / w w w . zo.utexas.edu/research/utex/photogallery/Images/Valonia_ventricosa_2260.jpg
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Just what d*cks do 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 days ago
I love how you assume most people wouldn't want the spider dead. You're pure and good.
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And had to do manual labor to earn my right to eat dinner 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 days ago
5€. In my whole life, that is. (My mom told me I was good and responsible so I'd have an allowance, then realized 5€ a week was a lot, and so took the very first opportunity -I didn't learn my math lesson "fast enough"- to "punish" me by yoinking the allowance out of my life. Tbh I wasn't even that surprised because I grew up in a pretty strict environment so I was already suspicious over getting 5€.)
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Who the fuᴄk still plays fifa? 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 days ago
I really love the ombré on Fifa 18.
It's really sad 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 days ago
As we all know, people with mental illnesses don't have access to the internet. All the Tumblr snowflakes are pretending for fun.
Sorry for the sarcasm, but just because there's someone with more black paint, it doesn't mean people with little black paint don't have it bad. Yes there are asshats pretending to be ill to get pitied (which is close to a very mild form of Münchhausen syndrom btw) but this post dismisses all the people suffering from various illnesses who found a place where they were comfortable being themselves and be honest about their feelings.
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Cheese is something you eat 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
...As you can see, I didn't lie about being exhausted.
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*au fromage 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
- Vous ne passerez pas!" *cockblock*
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Failpass 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
FuckGreat.
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