PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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A question scientists still struggle to find and answer to 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 10 hours ago
My instincts go to 5. If the goal is to protect their skin from sunburn, it's the only way to go. If they're in it for the style, they'll only get polite approval anyways.
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who? 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 10 hours ago
The argonaut octopus?
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I hate Pitbull haters. There you go. 16 comments
purplepumpkin · 17 hours ago
As someone who's insanely aware of the presence of teeth in every dog, I'd like to thank you for doing that. It's always sweet when people pay attention and take others in consideration.
Father and Son [OC] 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 17 hours ago
It's like an impolite Calvin, I like it.
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Silly pretty Pig 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 17 hours ago
You're only getting "second hand meat" if your boyfriend used to sleep around.
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Repurposed TV used as a cat chillatorium 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 17 hours ago
Aw niiiiice !
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Irate leery Louse 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 17 hours ago
Me too. Cargo shorts are awesome and instead of being jealous I steal my dad's. Go cargo shorts.
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Any Harry Potter fans out there 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
True! In French she's Mrs Figg and Voldemort is called Tom Elvis Jedusor.
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Damn david 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
My jaw unhinges a bit like that but last time I did it in class I only got a "Miss PurplePumpkin, could you open your mouth to participate instead of eating a sandwich at 3pm?"
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Mind your roses 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
My Dad should read that… 170 hortensias to water in the summer are no joke. But all the roses, strawberry plants and veggies bring as much joy as pain.
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Afraid raspy direful Gazelle 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Wot
I used to watch his channel in 2011 and grew out of it because it was mean and pathetic, then the whole melodrama and awful buisness unfolded and now he's… pissing himself for pity?! 14 yo me would have been so surprised.
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Anon gives some advice 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I'm in that transition and the guy's right.
Cleaning up is awfully timeconsuming though and I'll always have in the back of my mind the sight of my mom who cleans the house everyday and goes to bed saying "this is not finished and I have to do it again tomorrow".
You are unable to replicate this at home 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
A lot of satay paste I find here do contain some. I'm not happy about it but if it can open some doors...
Booba 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
She looks like the hypothetic sister of the Pythia who's about to embark you on a quest.
White shirts 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
All the fricking time. I can hear the designers laugh at me for falling repeatedly in their trap.
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Step lion 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
The face still looks fierce. Waiting to get out of the fence to take revenge and become a legend.
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El Jadida 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
First thought was fairy tale, second was the battle against Voldy in the first HP game. Either way, it's magical.
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Just found out I’m not a sinner 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
"Oily Josh"
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As he grew up, he went on to have a great career as Godzilla 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
May I add, I read that because of the humidity the tails would jerk too and at some point a guy had to go Inside an animatronic for repairs, knowing that if the electricity were to shut down he would have been crushed. The power did go out, everyone was clenching their butts but he survived.
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2020 is already a challenge anyways. 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
That would be pretty cool! The pandemic has already led some museums to set up virtual tours or get VR Equipment. Provided they got enough money left to hire new people, I might very well get to work on stuff like that.
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Cheap melodic guiltless Louse 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
And if it's hot outside, I'm most definitely not going to wear wool pants on top of my chastity belt.
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Anon acts like a complete asshole by telling me how I should live my life 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
But if you don't die at the end of the year, be ready to get permanent memory loss though.
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Anon needs a hug 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
*Hugs*
*swiftly hides kitty in vest*
*flees*
My Gummy bears melted :( 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Now you can inject it for instant sugar rush.
I spent a year simplistically calculating how each day in 2019 went for me, from great to 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Cool journal bulleting wasn't enough now bots are sharing their grids. On the plus side it could be a way to pass secret messages.
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