PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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I simple man 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 hours ago
Great, I'll be disguised as a human being with a blue tank top.
It really is easy to make plans. Looking forward!
Who with me? 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 9 hours ago
This post is so powerful it stops us before we even started thinking about it.
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He is one of us! Hope our brother er will find himself! 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 10 hours ago
Hey the 12th doctor is going to contact us!
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Many of the important answers here! 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 10 hours ago
ಠ_ಠ I will not.
Can't argue with that 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 10 hours ago
I absolutely love your take on Pascal's wager. Reading some of his arrogant and pompeous writing has left me dumbfounded in the past and you make a simple but efficient point.
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A crouton is a piece of sautéEd or rebaked bread 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 10 hours ago
It's probably the same type of persons who think sparkling water "hurts".
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I simple man 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 hours ago
Ah great! 5pm in Quimper (French hours)?
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Slav family 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 hours ago
*takes out tinfoil hat and scribbles nervously*
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Happens to the girls 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 hours ago
Yeah, he has absolutely no concept of boundaries or privacy. I had to ask him not to look through my phone texts once because he was bored and he was just surprised and apologetic. Pretty cool guy though, super smart, we had great conversations about anything and everything.
Edit : I shall clarify that the scar was on his belly. He probably had one of his testicles as well but we were in the university parking lot so... there's a time and place for everything!
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My mom actually taught me this 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 hours ago
Expert mode is when you earn 9991$ a month.
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Even cartoons still better 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 hours ago
I highly doubt it's official, their boobs were kinda triangular (not Lara Croft style, but certainly not round either).
Surely she doesn't 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 hours ago
The bag placement on the first pic made me need a double take.
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Time for back to school things :) 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 hours ago
I was 100% sure it was gonna be a gun. I've gotten too used to reoccurring jokes :/
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They sure ate alot of fruit 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 hours ago
Ok but still lives usually had a carefully crafted hidden meaning in them. Today a picture of a lemon is either for aesthetics, to illustrate a food recipe or to make a "when life gives you lemon" joke. Back then it was more like a celebration of the difficult moments in life. Partly peeled, it was because life is always evolving, fleeting, no one lasts, you're all gonna die :), totally peeled it was the representation of souls. Not the same vibe. Of course one can't deny the technicity and aesthetics of it (once again with the lemon, a partly peeled one has so many different textures it was a bit of a challenge). Of course it wasn't only with lemons, don't get me started on wine, lobsters, parrakeets and flowers.
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Went to Marocco and had to pet EVERY stray cat I saw 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 hours ago
cat: attacks
human: *shocked pikachu*
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Embarassing 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 hours ago
This reminds me if a hilarious Dan Bacon* article I read in which basically explained that a man wo does chores loses his wife's respect and he draws hazardous comparisons with a couple he knows where the woman is very proud of having sex with her husband on his birthday, when his age ends in 0. (so once every 10 years) He presents it in a way that draws a cause-effect link from these two separate things.
Therefore, according to Dan Bacon, the man pictured above simply washed the dishes. Simple mistake, really.
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(*if you don't know him, he's a misogynistic cretin who thinks of himself as a womanizer and is actually somewhere between high school jock and creep).
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Caption this 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 hours ago
"We're never tyred of supporting you ~Dunlop, probably"
So smol 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 hours ago
would you say it bugs you?
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Sigourney Weaver has a thing for punkins, circa 1985 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 11 hours ago
Ah yes so many memories...
Slav family 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Why don't geography books tell us about this? I'm taking notes on any further information you can give!
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I'd kill for an education 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Yeah just because you had it bad doesn't mean it's disrespectful to make ife easier for future generations.
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Or the transition from regular projectors, to elmos 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
My middle school sarted to switch to smart boards in 2005.... This appies to some millenials as well!
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Cheers to the dads 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Who the fuck *wants* to sacrifice themselves and have a fucked up work schedule? I mean, it seems perfectly respectable to be ready to endure such sacrifices, but why would you seek them?
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They make great food though lol 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I got flashbacks from when I was 14 and followed by very suspicious cars playing shit music and honking. Not enjoyable;
Slav family 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
The placement of the door handle bugs me. You have to be at least 18 to reach it!