PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Angel of Death 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 13 hours ago
Well to be fair I don't want to be at the end of any gunship.
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Emma watson 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 13 hours ago
What strikes me is the posture, she's looking at someone in the eyes on the left (defiantly?) and stereotypically-sexy-lip-biting on the right.
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Priceless 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 13 hours ago
Uh guys I'm agnostic/interested in esoteric practices and don't know what you're talking about but I'd like to, can you explain to me what Old Covenant is?
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A nation of introverts 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 13 hours ago
Sadly 1 Swedish guy/girl got cntact apparently.
90's kids don't worry so much about your future you can do it too 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 13 hours ago
As someone who got a fast timeline in the study area, I'll add: getting something late gives you the time to really want it, so you can really savor your success and be brightly proud of it.
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Oh no 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 13 hours ago
That's creative memeing and I'm here for it! I request moooore.
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No one reads this part 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 13 hours ago
I don't quite agree with the last sentance but none of this hurts.
Gamer time 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
The original post was ok but these arrows are kinda killling all the fun :/
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Hermione 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
How weird it must feel for Emma Watson to browse the web sometimes.
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Modern Problem Require a Modern Solution 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I didn't know that, but it rocks! Your classes must have been/be really interesting!
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New set of memes coming 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I know that's a joke but a lot of womens' problems went undetected before the invention of sthetoscopes because this was a serious issue. Doctors would be reluctant as to touch or put their ear (and face) to a woman's chest.
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Not mine but too funny. Keep it orange Don! 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
That's the description of one of James' aunts in James and the giant peach.
St. n*ggalas 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
It reminds me of the time I was accidentally kinda racist as a kid, when I was 4 and got afraid of a black Santa because to me Santa had to be white (and he was wearing sneakers, also suspicious). But hey my parents explained to me that because the guy doesn't exist anyways* he can be any color and I have a pic of me shaking hands with Santa. Black, white, latino or Asian, Santa just needs red clothes and a white beard.
(*not a breaking piece of news, I never believed in him. This would have been kinda harsh otherwise^^)
Our Lord and Savior 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Lol we used to throw fish intestines through the classroom. That was of bad taste but it wasn't boys vs girls, it was gross ass kids vs stuck up kids.
Modern Problem Require a Modern Solution 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
How did you become so knowledgeable on 40s birds?
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Hey why not. 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Ah yes I get it.
I think maybe if we ask Dave he could make us a special button, when let's say 50 people click on it the post automatically becomes NSFW?
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That's a pretty big brain move 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I thought the link would be a rickroll but it just doesn't work :(
But I've found it it's called Ikea Heights, each episode is about 5min long.
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Hey why not. 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Uh mrscollector if she doesn't already get it, your daughter is way more innocent than every 12yo I've ever known including myself, my then pals and some kids I've had the occasion to work with.
With that being said there should indeed be a "user-requested nsfw" button here.
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A nice alternative to reading "Goodnight Moon" 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
My sis did that with a book about the Navy my dad had bought me. Being as stubborn as she was, we ended up reading/listening to that exact same book every day for 2 years. She tried to do it in a flat and bored voice, very quietly, very fast... But to no avail.
To this day, I still don't know jack shit about the Navy because I never cared, I just wanted to fuck with her as much as she was fucking with me.
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Saying sorry by drawing my bf as a warrior cause I f*cked up, pt2 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
That's so cool! I was scrolling slowly and saw the face and was like "oh is that from savage_demmigod" and I was right so thanks for making me right and congrats on having a subtly definite style!
Shooketh! 18 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
My sister once paid 150€ + pieces to have a professional take the hard drive from her dead Apple laptop and put it in a box to convert it into an external hard drive, an operation i had just made on my -PC- laptop two weeks prior in about 30 min... I mean, if people are willing to pay, why not profit from it. This isn't the way I would live my life, but it's logical in a way.
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To much pain in this photo 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Well I remember being 7 and having to write down my sister's names for class and bugging because I had no idea what 2 of them were x) Nicknames are cool, they're a secret identity. But that does not mean I don't care, I do, I always pay attention to not make them sad and I like to send my family letters, postcards, little painted cards and gifts, I know how to make them laugh.
But my Dad is a real piece of work, I know almost nothing of his life outside of home with us. I've asked but he dreads talking about his childhood, my godmother is one of his colleagues so I know very very tiny pieces of info about his life at work. But he hides his feelings a lot, I've learned to see when he's displeased, happy, proud of us, sad, but yet he doesn't talk a lot and will not answer my questions about him. Some people just aren't the sharing type.
And I've heard him call me by my real first name only twice in my entire life :D
The office smelled great that day 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Watercolor painting. Almost got caught.
Also I hide between the shelves and read a good book.
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Not great, not terrible 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
The last one is the beginning of Deadpool.
Cat Lovers 15 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I am looking it is in fact a wonderful kitty!! (Taking a break from looking at museums paintings, this is worthy of being in an exhibit)