PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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That's too stupid to be kept to myself. 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Yeah I'm on board with body language and weird perception tricks and bias but this one in particular seems to be bullshit, especially because it comes with a whole argumentation based on the premise that women are honored to be part of a man's world whereas men don't need a women's world because they have their own so they don't have to enter women's space. I mean as long as it promotes not invading personal space that's cool I guess but that was really wonderful to read the whole thread. It's on cheezburger if you're interested.
Beer ghost 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I think both may come from ancient Celtic beliefs, hence the similarly, but I need to do some research to see which was the most "authentic" version.
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Will granted 1 wish. Others will tell the side effect 23 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
If you resurrect me manually, does it mean you gotta kill yourself afterwards so that I'm the only one left?
Pizza Scary Stories 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Noooo they're gonna melt!!
(note: except my fbi guy no one will probably ever see this comment)
This would 100% be on 5 minute crafts 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Upvoted solely for that title.
Feast 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Same! It immediately made me think of the "ballad of the hanged", by François Villon, 1489.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
What a gentle way to say shut the fuck up.
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Medium brain time 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
"I'm you ever realized"
You had ONE job.
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That's too stupid to be kept to myself. 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Pssst if you're into that too don't forget to look up Dan Bacon's website, it's hilarious.
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My uncle took this pic at a store in West Texas 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
I have one and I absolutely hate the thought of anyone using it that way, thanks for the shivers.
Seeing my friends again after forgetting how to socialize 15 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Thankfully I've always been an awkward ermit, the ones who've been able to whistand that long enough to become my friends are completely used to it.
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Is this post good or not? Leave a comment and don't forget to upvote! 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Yeah those really kill the mood, and I hate when they do it in the middle of the video... Have you absolutely no respect for your own video and people watching it?
But I do appreciate when brand deals are made in form of a funny skit. As long as it's genuinely funny (Tomska's Oreo for instance, or most of Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden's brand deals) and not a really bland and long commercial disguised as a youtube video.
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She probably needs to see a gynecologist 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
This guy should get a medal for his pun.
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Just add Jam for a fun suprised 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
I would buy one and cry, teared between my love for fresh bread and the fact that these are too cute to be eaten.
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Did this actually happen, even? 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
My dad used to threaten me with it so I wouldn't curse. One day I was yelling bad words, he threatened, and being pissed off enough I took a bite of soap myself while looking him straight in the eye and resumed cursing. He thought it was fair and let my to it, but my mom saw us, asked for what happened and joined in the cursing feast, asking once again the long time riddle: who's stupider between you two?
Good Health Comes and Goes. The light will come around again 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
I'm sorry to ruin the cuteness of that post by saying I thought the bunny had sizeable genitals at first glance.
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Beer ghost 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Brittany had a similar tradition except... it was poor people. Poor people would come to your door and do the singing wit joust, if you lost they got lots of food. It was called Éguinane or Aguilaneuf and I've seen several version of these rhymes, some of which included "but you can't have my meat, it's preserved in feces -it's ok I'll wash it" and "ok riddle me this, what has 12 feet and 4 heads? -A pregnant horse ridden by a pregnant woman."
That's funny how both traditions are so similar but at the same time crucially different.
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Square tawdry secret Salamander 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
I have a round coin-sized mark on my arm, what does it mean?
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That's too stupid to be kept to myself. 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
The guy has made a whole thread dedicated to proving men leaning means they're weak and it's a turn off for women. I love these nuggets of fucked up sexist wisdom and this one is a fine addition to my collection.
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You've been sticked by a teen crowminal 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
I've always been told blue eyes were the way to differentiate crows from Coloeus monedula (western jackdaw)! How do you tell them apart then? (besides calling "crow!" and watching who comes)
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Shit I’ve survived so far 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
I've also survived drowning, malaria and someone falling on my spine from a horse. But I'm not trying to make a bingo of stupid shit I can take!! Pls world be kind I am smol.
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When Oneesan Ara-Aras Your Ochinchin and You Ippai Dashite in Her Naka 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
No, the real question is why the fuck did you post that.
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Tiger vs Leaf. Their Battle Will Be Legendary 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Cats are beautiful dumbasses and I love them all.
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Tulips Blooming in The Snow 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Thanks for tagging me, they're so beautiful!
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Will granted 1 wish. Others will tell the side effect 23 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Too late we already signed the contract.