PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Excuse me 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 6 hours ago
"accidentally"
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It ain't much but it's honest work 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 6 hours ago
Gotta start somewhere!
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Found this in my gallery, idk might delete later 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 6 hours ago
Hey I hadn't seen you in the comments in a while! Maybe you just went under my radar, but at any rate glad you're here!
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The Doctor knows 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 7 hours ago
I need this man to lead the masses on september 20th.
Or at least a well-written fanfic.
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Family 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 7 hours ago
Whose D is in the toaster? The whole squad's? I need answers.
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He died in that cage so that others would be uncaged 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Harambe died 3 years ago??? My sense of time passing is so fucked.
By the way, can someone explain the correlation between this ape and area 51?
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It's time to stop 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Thank you, it's hilariously bad! (And I don't know if this is a custom in hentai, but the useless little white censor bar takes the cake)
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I woood lyke to have a Humburger!! 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
I'm French and I feel really attacked by this. It's true though, I know my accent sucks ass (and the other day I taking a train and daaaaamn the announcements in english were downright dreadful), but I'd like to believe.
However, good luck leanring French, our language makes no sense and we sometimes have fights about how you're supposed to write or conjugate stuff.
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It's time to stop 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
What is the forbidden sauce gay_furry?
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Nae naed 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
What a nice thing to do. Cos' when you're relaxing, it's really fun to get discriminated against. Fantastic humor.
Don't leave me hiiiiiigh Don't leave me dryyyyy 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Ok. If you want to I'm here to listen, if you don't want to that's fine too. Take care!
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This mug looks so broken inside 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 day ago
Yes, it's quite a stylish way to bring the void to your breakfast table.
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Steady crash 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
That reminds me "Let me know if there's any change in his condition" from Top Secret, when he learns the other guy is dead.
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Don't settle 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
That is cute as fuck.
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Clearly not mine 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
They can, even though it's rare.
And science can rule out this possibility : look at its arms. This poor creature can't comb its hair with arms like this, so its hair wouldn't look so smooth. It would be like having a Tangalice stuck to its head.
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Archaeologists are wild 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Calcareous clay also "catches" your tongue when you lick it.
Unlike guest's (and my dear mother's) expectation, I'm actually not cottage cheese. 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 days ago
You look gorgeous! (and you know it)
And do bananas banate? 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 days ago
I used to have a notebook on which I had written "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". The haters delivered, can't say the same about the potatoes.
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When nerds text-fight 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
Oh, you mean 15626535897932384?
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YEET 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
Even if (let's get wild) millions of people slapped at the same time?
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2430 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
It reminds me of a cute little poem that goes "I've got a cat / little like that / his name is Orange. / Never does he eat / mice nor rats / but rather nougat and chocolate. / That's probably why / says Aunt Solange / he doesn't grow up". (The rhymes got lost in translation, sorry).
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No more crappy, make everyone happy 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
I wish for my mom to have an entire kingdom, I wish for my dad to never be sad, I wish for my sisters to find perfect misters, I wish for my cat to never turn into a bat.
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So many questions. 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
Whenever I cook, I can't help but eat a little flour straight from the bag, but I can't explain why. Glad to see I've been living on edge for 2 decades.
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YEET 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
I'm actually wondering wether or not it could make at least a small earthquake.
What would you do? 19 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 days ago
My health. 10/10 vision, no knee pain when I put my leg at a slightly wrong angle, my left shoulder being able to carry stuff without dislocating, also my patellas staying in their normal place throughout the day, my heart not acting up at random times, no more migraines... That would be the shit. I'm working on it though, just in case the miracle won't come.