PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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This picture saddens me. 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
I think this picture proves her strength, if anything. She was bullied, she decided to do that as a "yeah I got a mustache, now what". It's the pic that has an eerie vibe, not the girl.
family 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I know my parents, in my mom's case it's guilt, in my dad's social convention.
This put a smile on my face 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Why so petty? How does it affect your life that these people do stuff they like? You're in customer service, they're customers placing an order, it's your job description to make and give them that order.
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Whoa bruh 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I beg to differ a bit, because 130 years ago was around the 1890's and esoteric stuff was booming. Witchcraft was the shit in Europe's high society.
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This sounds like a win, win, win situation 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
If it's gratuity free, does not mean you have to pay? Or did I seriously misunderstand something?
Stock photos really are something else 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I needed that picture in my day!
family 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I recently had a convo with someone and said that I never go to family gatherings and see most of them like once every five years, which is really enough. They asked me if my parents did not make me go, and that's where I realized I'm lucky because my parents have that guilt/social convention embedded in them, but they don't force it on me. They'll always go, because "it's family", but will never make me go because they know it's not who I consider family.
Bye guys -shikharizard 55 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Goodbye you beautiful troll/argument sparkler/dark jokes maker.
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Anon has an epiphany 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Sometimes when I'm sitting in class I look around and think of this, then picture everyone taking a shit. (Also sometimes I'm like "wow they've allthrown up / had sex / a first kiss / a temper tantrum / ... ")
Got one the other day 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Since I'm a child, every time I get one I press on the side until it bleeds, because I've always felt like it relieved the pain. Up to this day I thought it was a placebo effect honestly.
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You go teens 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Where is 420?
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What does yellow feel like? 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Don't you know any blind person? Once they interact with someone or an animal, they can focus on their breathing, even when going a few feet away, with interferences. It's equivalent to not breaking eye contact with someone even when other people are passing by. The fact that it breathes heavily helps them keep that "connection" through other noises (like people talking, for instance, which seems to have been the case here".
What does yellow feel like? 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
@companion, touching the dog lets him know it's a lab, and hearing it breathe heavily helps him point it.
Stored in the balls 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
A true scientist doesn't only imagine... show some dedication dammit!
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Bible camp sure got interesting 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
But does Trump constitute the Bible?
Lady, what the f*ck?! 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Why stop at a slipper? I got a chair if you want.
Nomnom 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Look at that little belly! I need to kiss it asap!
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They aren't filled with stuffing they are filled with memories 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
It's a shame what some taxidermists seem to go through...
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Love love love 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I've loved my mom for 22 years and it's never felt like a boring chore... I know they're talking about romantic relationship, but still, to me it looks like they're missing on something.
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What does yellow feel like? 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Maybe, because most labs are yellow, they were introduced to him as "yellow dogs" so he associated this name with the features of the dog?
I'm so fuking excited guys 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
If only we implemented the same... but with a captcha instead of a test. And not on just one section, on the whole website.
Toe beans 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I need a Charlie and the chocolate factory type of technology where I can just put my entire face in the screen and feel the softness.
I bet they can do it in 2 minutes 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
But we don't want actual porn, we want the weird ass content, yeah a bit of hentai, yeah cropped out porn memes and yeah fanart, but not plain porn.
Yeah, f**k muslins!!! Convert to Latex instead!!! 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Yeah I can't stand people who wrinkle either. That's horrendous. (I really hate grandpas et grandmas).
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