PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Essential oil 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 days ago
Poor lads getting a trepanation during the Neolithic, gangrenous people getting a leg cut off in the XIIIth century, guys undergoing rhinoplasty around the VIIth century: are we a joke to you?
[OC]4.5 years ago I quit my stressful desk job & now I make glow in the dark art like 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 days ago
I was already mesmerized before reading "glow in the dark".
In the Beginning there were Predictive Text Games 56 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 days ago
I was thinking more like arms scattered around, no offense, your house is nice but I don't feel an urge to hug it.
Never thought of it this way 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 6 days ago
Just the vibe of this guy in my class who asked the teacher how to say plane in Latin.
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In the Beginning there were Predictive Text Games 56 comments
purplepumpkin · 6 days ago
In the beginning the universe was just wondering if you have any questions. This has made a lot of people very angry, and has widely been regarded as a way to make sure you received my own arms around your house.
...so that's where my arms went. Y'all have questions for the universe?
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Concerned astonishing Curlew 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
It's awesome
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, meet my new friend Willie 22 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
*cyanide and happiness voice* I looooove nature
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Me, getting over excited about my latest favourite thing. 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
From now on I will show this comment as a justification for being stupid.
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought but World War IV will be fought with you guys and 5 little more.
Great I guess I accidentally enrolled all of y'all and 5 midgets or children.
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Woof Hoof Hoof 20 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Handing someone a candy heart that says "the end" is both kinda poetic and a raw power move.
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Me, getting over excited about my latest favourite thing. 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I'm the cup, fill me with your knowledge!
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Onbe second 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Sing too. Wish yourself a happy birthday.
Imagine the kids parents in the crowd 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Shit they're onto us.
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Possible sensed dulled Dragonfly 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
I once asked "do you know this place?" and as a reply got "Yeah! It's where we threw grandma's ashes! :D"
Smokeless bolder flippant Jay 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Throwback to when my ethnology teacher described to us her technique to pee standing up. Still no clue what we were actually supposed to learn in her class.
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The Struggle is Real Man 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Get a cat, you'll be single but not lonely.
dang :( 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Maybe it won't be corruption but rebellion from the people who don't share your ideal.
Life Is Like A Predictive Text Game 49 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna have to do with my sis.
Yeah you do, you're gonna have to be nice to her.
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Bon-chan is turrrrtle 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
Why is this tortoise living a better life than I do?
Heavy thicker oafish Falcon 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
*me realising this I not normal default mode*
*hisses in ????* 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 1 week ago
*cries in confused veggie*
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Protest in Klamath Falls Oregon 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 weeks ago
He's the white baby.
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I f*ck what now? 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 weeks ago
That styling advice probably got someone some trouble.
Game of Thrones: You win or you Play Predictive Text Games 53 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 weeks ago
If you still like what you saw, the joke's on you but I'm still interested.
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