PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a d*ck pic 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 weeks ago
Funfact: bite means dick in French
That's a trilodick.
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Stoners be like .. 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 weeks ago
Thanks for the tag! Geology jokes are granite-eed to make me laugh with my gabbros.
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I put a spell on you predictive text game 51 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 weeks ago
I put a spell on you and now I have to be progressing towards your coasts unless someone's blowing up the beard club.
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Well we wouldn't want the beard club to be blown up obviously, so whose coasts are not too far away from Brittany so that I know where I'm headed and who I've hexed?
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I put a spell on you predictive text game 51 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 weeks ago
That sounds like a trauma about to hatch... what did you see from your parents exactly?
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Photoshop's been the new god around 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 weeks ago
You need to post the comment without the link, then edit it to add it :)
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Meanwhile in an alternate universe .. 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 weeks ago
Hey dat me! If anyone's interested I can start a daily-ish dose of paleontology? (Won't be my own fossils cos they're packed away atm tho)
Come for the meatballs, stay because you are meatballs. 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 weeks ago
Sustainable and tasty
Pumpkin spice season [NSFWing this is probably overkill] 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 weeks ago
How did you get this pic of me?
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Photoshop's been the new god around 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 weeks ago
*waits for the pic*
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Would you like to be a robot? 15 comments
purplepumpkin · 14 weeks ago
No but there is a subbed version that's good, just type Visitor from the Future on YouTube :)
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Japanese schools seem to be rad 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
Great teacher Onizuka
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Follow me for more inspirational quotes 15 comments
purplepumpkin · 17 weeks ago
Sorry guys, I had a busy evening!
...so you think I'm dirty... but yeah you're not wrong. Fun to know I'm the condition for @cakelover's participation, count me in. So I guess I'll penetrate you guys?
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Women smh 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 17 weeks ago
Thanks for making it quick, but I have time :)
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Women smh 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 17 weeks ago
YES please do
...at least it can buy me 3 months before I yeet everything and renew the subscription.
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I'll take the whole chart 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 18 weeks ago
Ayy tag yourself, for the first time in my life I'm far right.
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I'll take the whole chart 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 18 weeks ago
Ok, may I add a 3rd dimension: panda-fish
On the current chart, you replace raccoon with possum.
Now on the rat-horse/panda-fish graph, you have, clockwise: raccoon, zebra, obvious seahorse, I'd say ratfish but the resemblance isn't striking so otter?
On the dog-cat/panda-fish: lemur, catfish, seal, sheep?
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Existential crisis at the festival 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 18 weeks ago
Brooding at the meeting
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You Can't Handle It 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 18 weeks ago
You have a point, even more so if you know some crazy conspiracy but you feel powerless (I've always wondered how stressed Edward Snowden might have felt) But maybe by knowing everything, you also know how to stop the bad?
I wonder if everyone would fall for it 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 18 weeks ago
It's not very thug, you'll get used to it in no time. Virgin sacrifices are on Fridays.
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You Can't Handle It 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 18 weeks ago
Yes. How awesome would it be to just have the truth on everything. To know the truth about what it means to be alive, or or about little lies, or about the future...
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Turkish for sis in law whom I don't like 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 18 weeks ago
Ah une baguette, you're a man of culture as well!
What did you make? The red stuff looks like a chakchouka but I can't tell for the rest.
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The best kind of flight attendant 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 18 weeks ago
"Please fasten your seatbelt, if you go through the windshields we're the ones who have to replace it"
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But like am I wrong tho? Idk 73 comments
purplepumpkin · 18 weeks ago
I don't dislike it, I just read it 3 times in a row
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History, as in it's the result of a process, through time, through generations. Not cultural history... Biological history if you will, that bears your ancestor's history, every step making all of your DNA, as opposed to a biological flipping of a coin.
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My point was, biologically there are indicators that seem to indicate it's not only "in the head" but runs deeper, which isn't the case in "transraciality". (I've even seen that the ratio of identical twins being trans is significantly higher than all the other types of siblings) I have also seen the ones you're referring to, and I don't think the two undermine each other.
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Woman: person who wouldn't prefer having a penis, man: person who wouldn't prefer having a vagina. (in super short. I'm tired af and I have other things to do atm)
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Meet the chiton, a very metal mollusk 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 18 weeks ago
Thanks! *slaps own head* This bad girl can fit so much useless knowledge in it!
Although I'm gonna be fully honest: I studied geology and I read about the chiton recently so...
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I wonder if everyone would fall for it 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 18 weeks ago
*does it* Do I get the quote?