This isn't my little pony, but let's hear it anyway

I can do a jason griffith impresion and breath oxygen at the same time.

Video or you cant

give me a line and I'll say it. no way of recording vid but i'll find a way.

no swear words please.

Sing Mary had a little lamb

I can't sing with the voice, It could be a meme though.

Quote your top 3 favorite vines

Do this one:
"Attention all Fortnite Gamers, John Wick is in great danger, and he needs YOUR help to wipe out all the squads in the tilted towers. To do this, he needs a gold SCAR and a couple of chug-jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration month and date. But you gotta be quick so that John can secure the bag, and achieve the epic victory royale!"

I would love to do bothe of these, but my mic in trash and the audio sounds like garbage, it makes the audio higher, and you can hear my breath way to much, i'll remember about this post whenever I get a usable mic though.