spiderwoman · 5 years ago
1. I may be eternally young
2. I like irony
3. I may or may not be clinically insane
4. I get tired of bragging after three reasons (It's so hard to pick from all the choices)
5. I'm horrible at counting
awake_ash · 5 years ago
I'm convinced
cakelover · 5 years ago
Boredom is a terrible thing
aviva · 5 years ago
@spiderwoman Number 4 shocked me :o
internet · 5 years ago
Top 10 reasons IM amazing:
1.
dr_richard_ew · 5 years ago
TOP 10 WAYS FUNSUBSTANCE LEADS TO CANCER, NUMBER 7 WILL MAKE YOU FUCK YOUR DAD
awake_ash · 5 years ago
Dick, no.
dr_richard_ew · 5 years ago
Thats clickbait for ya
awake_ash · 5 years ago
I meant the fuck your dad part lol, we don't need incest right now brotha
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
There's never a bad time for incest
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
even at a funeral where your only relative is the corpse?
deleted · 5 years ago
We talking bout wincest up in here?
creativedragonbaby · 5 years ago
Hop in the back of the hearse for privacy
anonymous_girl · 5 years ago
whaa....
gummy · 5 years ago
Good one