I just fell into cow dung while typing another fun story.

I didn‘t know so I looked one up.
“1. Now that’s what I call stupid: In my
junior year of high school, this guy asked
me on a date. He rented a Redbox movie
and made a pizza. We were watching the
movie and the oven beeped so the pizza
was done. He looked me dead in the eye
and said, “This is the worst part.” I then
watched this boy open the oven and pull
the pizza out with his bare hands, rack
and all, screaming at the top of his
lungs. We never had a second date.“