You alright man?

chipped a tooth and it hurts like a bitch. It's amazing how one tooth can fuck everything up lol

ooh dang I did that like a month ago and I cried like a baby, you have my condolences, friend

Update: now I'm under blankets, cold as fuck shivering, stuffed nose, really tired and for some reason my thoughts keep going back to negativity, mostly past regrets, which is weird af because I usually don't feel sad like this or too openly honest as I am here.
Is this oversharing?
Nah, it's the internet...
But also, it's the INTERNET.

I think you might have a virus or a cold. You can actually get sick through stress or negative thoughts so I wouldn't worry if you're feeling negative, it sucks but it's not unnatural. Take some painkillers and keep warm, stay hydrated too. Lots of rest and sleep is also a good idea, maybe distract yourself with a good movie or some music.

Eat some soup. Soup makes everything better!!

Thanks for the advice, I will stick to that sans the painkillers.
I think I might have took too much of them.
I remember for a few minutes a tingling sensation all over my body which made me laugh nervously because that's a really weird ass feeling, similar to the pins and needles effect.
I was laying down and couldn't move with out this weird feeling taking over, rendering me useless for the time being.
At this point, my breathing is compromised, I am taking quick, shallow breaths just focusing on getting oxygen through my system.
I then proceeded to vomit probably the result of too much aspirin (I took a good amount) with the combination of some vodka.
After almost 12 hours, I still feel somewhat useless and sweaty af but at least I can be sure that I'll be OK now.
TL;DR: Be cautious of even OTC drugs.
The wrong combination or amount will kill you, it'll kill you good.
Don't pop pills like Pac-Man plz or else you might nearly die like me.

BTW, I am watching the hell out of budget meal preps, it's amazing what $5 can make

Dear god ya that sounds like for real you had too much in your system. Try some light foods like crackers, I've gone overboard before with mixing pills and alcohol, and for me the cramping was pretty bad. Usually the crackers ended up helping with that and with the nausea. Keep an eye on your heart rate, and if you feel excessively sleepy, you really might wanna call a friend or something :)