My stir fry is edible, lol

Hahah so I'm guessing my theory is wrong but as long as it's edible it's a decent stir fry

I'm a decent chef... I mean... I'm not going to be dancing with knives or anything.>_>

Can you make pasta and pancakes? Cause all you need is those two recipes and you're pretty much an culinary expert

i can make ramen and freezer pancakes, is that close enough?

I can \>_>/

It's all about waffles though.

Hell yeahh!!!! It's my lifes goal to one day own a waffle iron

I have one in the shape of a <3 lol

Oh my god I want it

Nuuu

Yisssss pls give it to me, mail it over

isss mine

but I want ittttttttt

don't make me go seagull! "Moine!"

I'm the Australian one here mate that moiiiineeeeee

I'm american, I can spout it louder and faster.

I'm from a convict colony watch me steal your waffle iron

Good luck, I'm not even sure if the thing is in the kitchen, it might be in the garage or attic.

I'll use a big magnet