What's wrong broseph?

It's someone's birthday today and I've just been thinking about them

I'm sorry, I know that can be rough, do you want to time travel to feudal Japan, plot with some Ronin to overthrow the Daimyo, ally ourselves with two Geisha who are secretly fine ass girl ninjas, topple the empire, bring the girls back with us to the future, and win the battle of the bands?

Ughhh, YES!!!

Thanks man

Sorry you're having a rough time man. You on xbox live? Want to game a bit to take your mind off it?

If the J in your name stands for John I should remind you that it’s a better day than when you had to battle Hans Gruber and his crew after they took over Nakatomi Tower.

If were are going to the past, while we're at it can I kidnap Helen of Troy?

Only if it's Diane Kruger Helen of Troy, god she was hot. But I'm worried about bringing her on a mission to topple the Japanese empire, so we get her last. Now, we go back and kidnap her once, then we go back slightly earlier and kidnap her again, that way you have one and I have one.

I have to see the real one and compare first. But yeah, daaaaayum Diane is foine. Last is fine, as if past version isn't hotter than Diane, we're going back to the future anyway and can then just pick up Diane. We're also picking up Jack Daniel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h04CH9YZcpI

I got here late but *hugs @jmmcclain * <3