I got to take my youngest daughter on a girls trip before she returns to college next week. It’s nice to have a chance to enjoy each other without the stress of everyday life.

@ignoot do you grow food or flowers or both?
@rydler good luck with your first year!

My car's MOT may or may not have ran out a few days ago....so I had to drop it in to the garage today
I listened to some of the Sunday special with Ben Shapiro and Sam Harris last night, that was interesting
Oh, and I turned 22

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @cakelover! I hope you got cake.
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Yesterday, my car horn decided to sing the song of its people for my neighborhood in a loud, unbroken yell. I traced the problem to the steering wheel horn switch. I have taken everything apart, and I just carefully removed the switch from the airbag. Now it's time to cut open the switch assembly and figure out why it is grounding out. Adventures!

Thanks man!

A friend of mine met Ian McKellen today, and I'm both excited and jealous!

@scurvyknave I grow vegetables. This year I’ve got tomatoes, peppers, squash, cucumbers, and beans.
It’s good to hear how y’all are having good days!
@cakelover Happy birthday! Hopefully your cars works ok once it’s fixed!

I crave a camping trip

I found a new orphanage filled with delicious nightmares to feed on

That's good @niceangelman
Glad you've found something you like!

@dr_richard_ew Soon child, soon.

Bitch I'm older than you

Shhhhhh

@dr_richard_ew remember now, I've been alive forever

I've been alive forever plus one!

I was alive before math, which you'd know if you really had been alive forever!

@ignoot thanks mate :)
And it wasn't broken, it just needed its yearly compulsory check-up

My sister called and asked me to take out a big loan to bail her and her kids out during the divorce. Damn right I said yes, I've been waiting for her to divorce that asshole for years now. It's going to be tough but I feel like the best uncle ever.

1st day of school for the offspring! My first day off in 3 months!