Legend has it, there has only been one who dared to slap ones ass on a different day. No one knows precisely what happened to him, only that he disappeared, never to be seen again, fading into myth, and out of existence.

Slaps the nearest ass. I'm here!

...not really in the ass slapping mood..urrmph. I'm pretty good. I mean I wouldn't slap anyone's booty unless they wanted me to.

What just happened?

Ah, you're just in time for slap titty tuesday!
*slaps*

Phew almost missed it

*slaps titties*

Slaps a tittie on the way out to a Saturnalia party. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!

Time to hit the reset button

It's Saturday...

Is it slappin time?

nOt YeT

Awww

People of FunSub, I have an announcement. Tomorrow is Kick Stummy Sunday.

My belly ready!

Stummy?

Like a stummyache

You know, the stummy

Stop

I..I don't want my stummy kicked. Grabby parts is fine. Please commence with the grabby