Compared to your night pretty good. Are you feeling okay now? I hope you have the day off to rest and recover.

I feel like absolutely crap but yes, thankfully I've got nothing happening tomorrow. I dont know where the fuck it came from but wow, its ain't fun at all.
Glad you're at least doing well lol
Anything cool happen today? Or at least anything that made you smile?

There's a cat at my hall! His name is Lupin!

Maybe it was food poisoning? That usually comes on violently and quick
If his name is Professor Lupin then that will be the thing that made me smile today.

I remember those days...wild stuff..
Enjoy them till they last..

Garlic, onions, and vinegar. Garlic is strongly anti-bacterial, onions help with your blood, or so I've been told, and vinegar raises the acidity in your stomach helping digestion. Sorry to hear you don't feel well. I understand crappy nights.

Well, I'm not a doctor, but maybe you should put those guts back. I'm pretty sure they're vital for life. I think...

A cat named Professor Lupin is pretty cool. Hope you all are doing okay haha
I'm still alive, but only just

Take lots and lots of water. Stay hydrated. You could also take an anti-emetic. Wish you recover fast.

Can't really keep any water down but I have taken a bit of rehydrate

I'm guessing if you can't keep water down then soup won't help? Any form of fluid is a good idea and maybe some salty food like toast with vegemite (or the substitute for that in a non Aus country)

Thanks Paris. Passed out about 6 hours ago after drinking some more rehydrate and a bit of water. Haven't thrown up again so hopefully should just start getting better from there

It should. If you feel dizzy, numbness on your toes or fingers, tingling on your fingers, parched dry tounge, inability to take anything through mouth - please go and see a medic.
You will be fine.