I only ever think of her when I almost fuck shit up and wonder if she wasn't as lucky as I was in that moment

Probably masturbating

Probably making the same bad decisions I'm making?

The same thing they do every night. Trying to take over the world.

One of mine definitely got caught up in a robbery a few days ago.
I narrowly missed it because I had a random panic attack not long before, and hurried back home.
If I didn't get these 'bad vibes' that tend to happen before shit kicks off, god knows what would've happened. It's definitely not the first time I've had one save my ass.
I feel sorry for the parallel versions that don't have my precognition.

The one me who's actually flexible better be doing something cool.
theres probably a me out there thats super good at sports, so good for him
another me is definitely crying whe reading sappy stories.

Probably a film making prodigy that u will feel inferior to and jealous of for the rest of my this life.