You're the type of person to play Russian Roulette with a glock

Not even Mr Rogers likes you

Your existence is the strongest argument we have against a benevolent god

Okay I am going on a hiatus hmu if my lines are needed again

Hmmmm I can use your first and the fourth one. Just what I wanted.
Thanks dude.

My mama don't like you and she likes everyone

I'm surprised you made it this far in life. I thought you would have drowned by looking up during a rainstorm.

This probably won't work in english but in german we have a saying that goes "some people have eaten the soup of wisdom with a fork"

My wonderful day will resume upon the end of this conversation.

If you want it to flow a little better but lose the one liner status you could preface it with " Speak quickly, "

Did somebody ever tell you, silence suits you.

Here's your nose, it was in my business again

@mialinay that is the best one liner i have ever heard. It is just what i needed.
Thank u.

Actually I was making a guessing game (just a lil project of mine, nothing big) in which when the player guesses wrong, the computer would roast him.

I'm bored lets drink mouthwash... you first

Personal Favourite: Is your ass jelous of the amount of shit coming out of your mouth?

I could eat alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that

@mialinay If I ever get in a fight, I'll make sure that you be on my side.

:3

"You couldn't find your ass with both hands and a map"