@metapasta here's the code for it. Feel free to do whatever you want with it. I didn't spend much time on it so I'm sure it could be better. I added something locally to catch encoding issues and log a bit nicer. There are certainly other ways you could do this
https://github.com/jnmcclai/funsubstance_comment_crawler/blob/master/funsubstance_comment_crawler.py

Dude I barely understand half of it, give me a while and I’ll be able to get it

Looks pretty good tbh

Total comments found with the usage of the search word(s) "fuck" by user flyingoctopus: 149
Total comments found with the usage of the search word(s) "fuck" by user grimreaper: 408
Total comments found with the usage of the search word(s) "fuck" by user nicengelman: 260
Total comments found with the usage of the search word(s) "fuck" by user parisqeen: 74
Total comments found with the usage of the search word(s) "fuck" by user mrscollector: 592
Total comments found with the usage of the search word(s) "fuck" by user mastapasta: 1

Looks like I've got my work cut out for me

Gots to get them numbers up!
It actually dumps the comments out and scrolls on the screen and I feel from what I could catch I learned a lot about you all. Which also felt creepy. Like a violation of privacy or something; so I didn't read many of them. I like @parisqeen the most - I didn't even realize her username did not have "queen" in it. I'm like 90% sure I've tagged her a few times with "queen"
Quoting parisqeen:
"And now you're King Mcfuckface. That solution to glare just sounds like a badass blanket fort."

Fuuuuuuck I'm being beaten

Bravo mrscollecter, I've finally found someone more vulgar than me.

Damn @mrscollector, look at you go, I need to up my game.
Hahaha don't worry @jmmcclain, I can't tell you how many times people have done that, I should probably change my name. That quotes from a convo me and Funk had about cartoons or something I think.

OMYGOD lmmfao I AM A SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER I am so embarrassed lol

And I'm a chef-in-training, and in a kitchen cursing is as common as someone boiling water. That's EXTRA impressive.

lol when I get mad I get really mad lol and well I do have 11.5k comments lol So when you think about it I probably only said fuck a few times in comparison

O shit lmfao I just saw you have 15.3k roflmmfao I might be swearing to much lol

I feel like I may be the most prolific user on this site, with the amount of comments and posts I have.

Yeah, I considered doing a ratio of number of times the word was found in a comment to total comments and get some sort of normalization for actual grounds of comparison.

@parisqeen haha I ran it on @parisqueen (that immediately autocorrected to your incorrect name) and it came back zero or threw an error or something and I was confused, but then realized the name. I wouldn't change it haha. It's unique and you! I also like your profile picture!

I had no context to the quote at all, but loved it haha

I sometimes misspell it myself and then get annoyed at the old me for making a username so confusing. Also thank you, I made it using a little avatar site if you'd like to make your own.

At first I saw mine and was like "well fuck" because that seemed like a lot. Then I realized I was only in maybe 6th place, and now I have a lot of catching up to do

This is seriously not a contest I thought I get first in lmmfao