xlaxxine · 1 week ago
You know what they say about hiccups, it means someone is thinking of you or maybe dreaming of you.
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Must be that ho Sarah
xlaxxine · 1 week ago
You know, i use hiccups as an excuse to talk to my crush
xlaxxine · 1 week ago
But only if i ever really get hiccups.
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
The hell's a crush? Is that some sort of disease or something?
xlaxxine · 1 week ago
There there, cap
*pats the back*
Its okay
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Oh no
You engaged the turbo hiccups
We're all doomed!
nicengelman · 1 week ago
Hey, you can't hiccup if you rip your own throat out
xlaxxine · 1 week ago
And it will help you sleep too
xvarnah · 1 week ago
It's usually better to have your throat ripped out by a professional
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Alrighty y'all, new problem. Hiccups are gone, will make a new chat about the new issue
xlaxxine · 1 week ago
@xvarnah are you secretly telling us something